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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

TUESDAY #2801

One Of My Very Own…



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Watched a very educational movie about the guys who rescued 170,000 Indians from Kuwait after Saddam's invasion: Airlift.

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Her idea of what is meant by "fix that" and my idea of "fix that" is probably poles apart.


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Children as weapons. Who thinks up such evil?
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We are one year away...

That red circle on the lower right is my house. It's called The American Eclipse for obvious reasons.



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[The movie Taken 26]
Abductor: I have your great granddaughter.

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This woman has five (5) children. School is starting. Need I say more?

As a school teacher, I was more like the kid in the black jacket.

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There's an important message here somewhere...


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God: You have to build an ark to save the animals from a tsunami.
Noah: But you're god, can't you just stop the tsunami.
God: *loves boats* No

...Believers never seem to ask such fundamentally logical questions. Know why? They are taught from birth that they aren't allowed to ask questions. What a perfect system to ensure perpetual ignorance!

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Just something to think about...

How about they just evolved to gnaw on shit?

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I have friends who served in Vietnam.

None of them want the special license plate or anything else. I think most of them are ashamed of their participation. 50,000 dead young Americans for absolutely nothing...except maybe the sale of munitions.

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The eternal question "Which is the worst religion in the world" may have just been answered.

It reads: "If you ever get sexually assaulted, do everything you can to frustrate & anger the assaulter, because then they're more likely to kill you. It's much better to be murdered than raped. If you are killed, you will be blessed, but if you're a rape survivor, you''ll no longer have the greatest gift that God gives women: chastity."
 - If that doesn't disgust you, then get off my fucking blog. You don't belong here.

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How oddly satisfying...

I have a theory. If the crates were placed directly under the falling balls, then many of them would bounce out. Doing it that way reduces much of the force of the falling balls. I would have just placed one crate on top of the other.

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OLYMPIANS BEHAVING BADLY


He actually kind of helped.


The crotch grab was a classy touch.


Long story short, the Mongolian wrestler celebrated before the match was over and the Uzbekistan wrestler was award a penalty point, helping him win the match and the bronze medal. Apparently the Mongolian wrestler is the only adult on the team.
 - That coach should meet that Spanish cyclist. They could make some beautiful spawn from hell children.

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Anybody in the black community posted anything funny lately? Let's find out...






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Cancer researchers are trying very hard to put themselves out of business.

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There's a new movie getting a lot of buzz...


Well, here's what the internet has to say about it.



And...


Sidenote:


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Having magnificent beasts perform like circus seals is not my idea of entertainment.


If toting oranges were an Olympic event...


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NASA finds a lens to show us the real power...


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Jesus:"People of the Earth! I have returned with news of God's love an-"
Voice from the crowd:"DO THE WINE TRICK!"

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Not all heroes wear capes.

My guess is that he was abused.


I actually looked that up and it is not just a few men. There are many men joining the struggle.

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In 2008, a science team studying sperm whales came across a pod of them... sleeping.

On a related note, I read that dolphins sleep with one half of their brain at a time. I'm assuming because that are at their most vulnerable when motionless.

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If this happened to me on that special day, I would seek annulment immediately.

Omens that powerful should not be ignored.

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Meth. It's one hell of a drug!


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Gun Powder Wood Block Art


He just places it about then lights it. I like it.


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Milk toast was probably named by the same lazy guy who named the fireplace and waterfall. 

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The absolute wonder of Side Scanning Sonar




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(they can't all be gems)

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I did not research this, but I wouldn't doubt it...


Damn Alabama and Mississippi, are you people even trying?

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I so want that to be true.

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Representatives with seniority get shit done for your state and/or district. That is why it will never change.

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I want to believe that also.

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I once found this in my teenaged daughter's room and grounded her for buying the worst weed I've ever seen.

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I wonder if they have a word for clusterfuck in their language.

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If I'm not mistaken, the guy with Mr. Murray is the guy who writes (wrote) all those lines.

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I've posted this before...The most common job in every state.

But now I want you to think what the hell all those drivers are going to do with self-driving cars and trucks. Am I the only one worried about this?

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You like extraordinarily weird movies with a plot like nothing you have ever witnessed?
The Lobster.
Damn.

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I did that, but I do not consider myself all that smart or that brave. I just looked at how...flawed my parents were and decided that they didn't have the mental capacity to have figured out the secrets of the universe.

I was the kid always asking questions. Such as these passages...

And every single time I asked, I was told that it was not for us to question the Almighty. That is the red flag that tells you that you are being brainwashed.
After that it was but a small leap to a refreshing lucidity.

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