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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Monday, October 16, 2017

MONDAY #3219

One Of My Very Own



THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE

NEWSY BITS

I've been under the weather for a couple of days. Wife wouldn't let me in the man cave, so some of these are dated.






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Did you ever notice that the more money someone has, the faster car they drive. What's up with that?


NOT EVERY HUMAN IS STUPID

I love watching soccer.

Messi did that from about 30 feet to the girl's right.

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Excellent advice.

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Nice catch...
But I would assume it is hot.
Evidence:


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Do handjobs from girls who can speak sign language count as blowjobs?



HUMAN STUPIDITY
"Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing was ever made."

VT Fan Struggles to Make a V and T.

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Member of Parliament channels Michael Jackson for a fight.

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Seriously, guys, lift the fucking seat.

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Speed bumps.

Oh, I know why they are used, but these next ones seems a bit excessive.

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So, they hold a fish out of water.

There are animals lovers and then there's this guy.
Cold.

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You would think this insanity would have long ago faded away.

But no...

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What is it with human beings and their hair?

I'll let these next to speak for themselves.

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This sounds like it could be true.

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What's wrong with you people?
Why I weep for the future.

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Not so stupid to sell it, but stupid to BUY it.

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What did she expect?

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Yep, there's a robot for that.

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How poor is she?
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Probably photoshopped, but posted anyway.

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This man has life figured out.
Every man needs goals.
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If it works it's not stupid.

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So why is he being filmed? I think about shit like that all the time.

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Say that again real slow.

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All for fake points on the internet.

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When you say "I seen", I assume you won't finish that sentence with "the inside of a book.


TALKING POINTS

Wait for it....
You can't imagine how dangerous those things are. When they feel threatened they have no fear.

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Found some old photos of myself.
I was one skinny sumbitch back then.

I have mentioned my car in Germany and the 24 hours endurance races I went to.
Here's my car in the parking area at the race. My buddy's MG is parked next to my VW.

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When I get real bored at a bar, I do this.
The trick is to let the coin find its own place and don't bully it.

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I've shown this New Yorker cartoon to several people and none of them thought it funny.
Of course I love the absurd and laughed aloud.

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I wonder how many people will get this.

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I loathe these murdering bastards.
I'm no tree hugger, but what gives you the right to have a pet that murders at will? And don't tell me about the mice and shit. Pests are not the only victims. Song birds and migrating fowl also.

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I can't remember why I put this in the file but am including it anyway.


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If you could find a bath tub big enough and fill it, Saturn would float in it...but it would leave a ring.

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OUCH!


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

".... a great summer prank....: Too funny!

mike harris said...

Why does your column so often show intercourse from behind? I can understand it if she is as ugly as a bag of nails. Or maybe she's been eating onions or garlic? Perhaps, with your artistic eye you are appreciating the perfectly shaped form of her dorsal bits. Anyway I don't get it.

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