About Me

My photo
I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Thursday, April 9, 2020

PANDEMIC UPDATE


 NEWS AND OBSERVATIONS


Do you think that is too farfetched to have adherents?
Well, think again.
Another correlation/causation problem. 5G came out at the same time as the pandemic. The stupid people land on the side of causation because they have to have something or someone to blame.
But the truth is...

Visible light is more dangerous.

Stupid people are dangerous.

The airwaves are flooded with the voices of REAL experts. Listen to them.
But then there are the truly evil.

And...


A nice lady named Alyn sent me this fake news checker.
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
===
But the track record for listening to the experts is not very encouraging.

===
Covid-19 field hospital
 The walls are made of giant legos!
 ===
 
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
And...
SOURCE: CLICK HERE

And now...
 ===

There are good guys...
Hourly Workers at Largest Grocery Chain in the US Are All Getting ‘Hero Bonuses’ for Their Service Amid COVID-19 
===

 This happened within hours of ending quarantine...
Maybe there is hope for a fast economic bounceback after all. Maybe. 
I will be one of the last people to leave my isolation. I don't have much of a social life anyway and I don't want to be the last American to die of covid19.
===
 Finally, some graffiti artists are getting involved...
 ===
Some people take this advice quite literally. That would mean you couldn't walk to the end of your driveway to get the mail or roll your garbage can to the street. I take it to mean not to have any human contact. During my cart rides around the neighborhood, I don't stop and chat. I never get out of the closed vehicle. I like to think of it as my portable house. 
===

Taking names and making a list.
But the truth is, Amazon is just too fucking big to fuck with. It is now as important as a utility.
===
PPE sold to France by China
Fuck the CCP.
===
AND NOW THE BAD NEWS

Mysterious Heart Damage, Not Just Lung Troubles, Befalling COVID-19 Patients
 SOURCE: CLICK HERE







<>
<>

 THE LIGHTER SIDE OF THE PANDEMIC


 ===
Yeah, that reminds me of my attempts to organize my studio.
===
I think the city of Ottawa has a Monthy Python fan working in their sign department.
 ===
 ===
 ===
 ===
 New York has raised its fine to $1000.
===
He has risen!
 And in response to that...
Or... 
===
 ===
 ===
 ===
 ===
 ===
 ===
 ===
 ===
 ===
 ===
 ===
 ===
 ===
 ===
 ===
 ===
 ===
===
 ===
 ===


<>
<>

 STAYTHEFUCKATHOME ACTIVITIES

Eat aggressively...
 ===
Fucking with your pet is popular...
 
===
===
This man woke up this morning with an inexplicable and powerful need to make a tiny paper bag.
 And couldn't stop...
 ===
Make a clever video...

Teach your dog to act like a cat...
 ===
Try new dangerous things...
 ===
 ===
 It's a hand sanitation dispenser. It made me smile...
SOURCE: CLICK HERE 
===
Scare the shit out of your neighbors...
 ===
Fuck with and THEN paint it...
 ===
Learn to knit...
 She looks exceedingly proud of him.
That's the look that says there is a blowjob in his near future.
===
Order that potter's wheel...
 Here's some good examples.

This kind of decorative detail really matters...
 ===
This lady does it blindfolded so how hard can it be?
 No wonder she's making pots, her plants are in cans at the moment.
By the way, most city's Parks Departments have a kiln you can use after our freedoms are restored.
===
Learn new totally useless skills...

No comments:

Random Post

Random Posts Widget

Blog Archive