FOLIO OLIO

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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Monday, February 27, 2017

MONDAY #2990

One Of My Very Own...

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Bob Dylan It Ain't Me Babe



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For three days in a row I won enough off soccer bets to pay my bar tab.
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Someone Handed Out Russian Flags with the Word "Trump" on Them at CPAC.
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Fuck that buffoon.



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I always use Susan B. Anthony coins in vending machines because I like the idea of a feminist fetching me a snack.


LET'S JUST GO AHEAD AND GET THE WOMAN'S PART OUT OF THE WAY

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I don't know what this means...
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What did that bitch expect to happen?
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I would like to thank womankind for having babies. Your pain is greatly appreciated.
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An image of my local cinema after the Premiere of Fifty Shades Darker.
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Here's another one that is just a little to subtle for me to understand.
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What a perfect thing to say.
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I've told my wife that they could lose in 2020 if the left doesn't stop calling 90% of the country names.


Here's an example of the left/right divide.
It seems that as a white male with a master's degree, two wonderful productive daughters, a wonderful marriage; that everything that is wrong with this country is my fault. And I'm tired of it.

So Democratic Party, convince me that you don't hate me.
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I will bet money a woman did this.
Women are just kinder.
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You either know that women are smarter than men or you are an idiot.
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But there are exceptions

And...
I can guarantee that young woman is calling me names and she's never even met me.
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I think you will agree that women can, and in fact do, use sex to further their careers. Men not so much.
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Now before you women go nuts over this...
Just remember that she was paid handsomely to do that. Men not so much.
And before you blame it on the men who like looking at such things, remember women watch porn also and they do not watch male gay porn.

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I liked it better when Istanbul was Constantinople. 


NOW THE MALE'S TURN

Boys are famous for gaming the system.
Remember my #1 motto: Rules are not made to be broken; Rules are made to break you.

Best example I can think of...
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Elvis in 1948.
I think that young man was very, very lucky.
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That's called male preening. I'm not a fan of male preening.
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I'll have some of what he had...
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What are the chances?
And what the hell was that thing he got tangled up with?
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Another rule breaker...
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"One of the high-profile campaigns by India's Prime Minister Modi is an end to the practice of defecating in public places, with access to toilets for all. But the campaign doesn't merely require that toilets be provided to all concerned -- some people are insistent on pooping outdoors, and this has led to the peculiar situation where "ODF" ("open defecation free") activists follow open-air poopers around with megaphones, publicly shaming them for not using toilets."
I will bet money the vast majority of poopers are male; and that the vast majority of the "activists" are women.
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⚠ Trigger warning ⚠
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Ig Nobel Economics Prize
The prize was awarded to the Bangkok, Thailand Metropolitan Police, for offering to pay policemen extra cash if the policemen refuse to take bribes.
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I would have given her not only the whole collection, but the house and all vehicles just so I wouldn't have to be photographed doing that.

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Saw a guy at the CVS buy five "You're My One And Only" Valentine's Day cards.


THINGS YOU SHOULD LEARN

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Painting of a painter, painting a painting painter, who paints around the painting.
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I grew up watching a lot of films like this.
My parents told me not to worry about it, cause if there was an attack I would be killed instantly.
Thanks, Mom. I feel a whole bunch better now.
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"Darwin’s point is found in the majority of mammals, and humans are no exception. It is most likely used to help focus sounds in animals, but it no longer has a function in humans. Only 10.4% of the human population still has this visible left-over mark of our past." 
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"A study out today in the Proceedings of the Royal Society: B that features IU paleobotanist David Dilcher as a co-author identifies a Jurassic-age insect whose behavior and appearance closely mimic a butterfly — but whose emergence on Earth predates the butterfly by about 40 million years." 
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This is actual footage of a sun quake in 1998. the solar flare that was so powerful that the material flying down toward the surface of the sun actually slapped the surface and caused ripples to spread out from there. While they may look like ripples on a pond, these are actually waves two miles high, traveling at a maximum velocity of 250,000 miles per hour. 
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A chair made in which to sit backwards.

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A clean desk is the sign of a cluttered desk drawer.


LANGUAGE FUN

(Read that again.) 
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Guaranteed to be from the American South.
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Ever pour the cereal in the bowl and realize there's no milk? Can't blame nobody but yourself.

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Being distracted with that, while this goes on right under our noses.


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