We decided to stay in Roswell another day. We had wash to do, stuff to buy, etc.
TRUE: Motel room door has lever-type door handle that opens up; and in the bathroom the cold is on the left and hot on the right. HELL, YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!!! You think that kind of shit happens BY ACCIDENT?!?!
Had another plate of tamales for lunch, then went to the UFO Museum. I just walked around and tried to determine who was a true believer and who was a sane person. It was much more difficult than I had anticipated. I wore my newly purchased Roswell T-shirt to throw the loonies off my scent.
Meet Jarrod Wyatt...
TRUE: U.S. cage fighter, Jarrod Wyatt, ripped out the heart of his training partner after becoming convinced he was possessed by the devil. Wyatt also cut out Taylor Powell's tongue and ripped off most of his face in a brutal assault that police said looked like a scene from a horror film. Wyatt has been charged with first degree murder and torture. Prosecutors added the torture charge because Powell was still alive when his heart was removed. Apparently, Wyatt had consumed some ("special") mushroom tea that didn't agree with him.
And after that last news tidbit, this actually makes sense...
His mother must have been very proud...
Have you seen this shit? It looks SOOOOOOO photoshopped, but no. They say that if you yell down the hole, the echo comes back in Chinese.
This baby was given a new cochlear implant and the doctors just turned it on. He hears his mother's voice for the first time...I can't get enough of stuff like this.
Who would have thought? I bet if a Taliban saw this he would swallow his fucking tongue.
Do deaf people have phone sex by fax?
Clever wizard, indeed...
This has got Catholic Church written all over it...and it's just as sick as the other shit they come up with to scare the shit out of believers. Psssst...IT'S NOT FUCKING TRUE!!! THINK!!! Don't dump this shit on your children.
"Dear Lord, you took my favorite actor, Patrick Swayzie. You took my favorite actress, Farah Fawcett. You took my favorite singer, Michael Jackson. I just wanted to let you know that my favorite president is Barrack Obama. Amen."
Quitter!!!Morgan Freeman is the only man to play god and a terrorist in two different movies and be black at the same time.
One of my very own...
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