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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Using "trash" to make art is nothing new, but today, due to online reading, much of the trash consist of books.
Here are two examples of artists who work primarily in this new medium.
But the artists I most identify with are public. They put their art out there for anybody and everybody to critique. Dearest to my heart are the ones that just give it away. Here are several examples. That last one is interesting. I can imagine some of you waking up one morning, looking out the window, seeing this, and your first thought being what it will do to property values. Pity.
As to the question: Why would he do such a thing?
To amuse people like me, you fool.
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"China Traffic Jam Stretches nine days, 100km"
(yeah, that's a real headline. The drivers said the locals were charging a fortune for something to eat and water.)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy I'd had nothing to play with.

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Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

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Wife: I need some new and exciting way to prepare chicken.

Husband: Put on a french maid's outfit.

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AUGUST 23--The Department of Justice is seeking to hire linguists fluent in Ebonics to help monitor, translate, and transcribe the secretly recorded conversations of subjects of narcotics investigations, according to federal records.

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Now, let's get serious.
I have officially joined the ranks of tolerance. Further, gay-rights activists have, by far, the best signage in this struggle...
I see that I am not alone in accepting a man or woman's right to lead their own life the way they see fit... ...but I wonder what happened in 2004 to cause that dip?
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When on an elevator, I act like the floor button shocks me, then tell the next person that it's their turn.

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"I see no god up here." - Yuri Gagarin, during space walk, 1961

("Remove your helmet and you should see him in a few seconds." - Pope)

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Have you ever wondered why it's always the police or fire departments that have to cut services or employees.

Ever hear "The county council had to cut five administrative support staff due to budget cuts".....Never
Nor will they furlough any of the bureaucrats...It's always front line folks....
Nothing but cutting fire and police will get the public to OK new taxes.
It's nothing but a scam and they should be thrown out of office.
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Dear Pringles,

Nobody can fit their hand into your chip tube. Fix this.

Sincerely,

Everybody
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