A whole post of just fucking funny shit...and I mean it...
In an argument the wife always has the last word...anything else he says is the start of a new argument.
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I was at a party being held in an old warehouse downtown one time, and walked outside into the alley for a smoke. An attractive young woman requested something of me that I had never been asked and have never been asked. She asked, "Would you watch me go pee?" She was going to walk down the dark alley and wanted me to make sure no one bothered her. I was delighted to be of assistance.
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In an ironic event that may be called the mice revenge, mice are being held responsible for a blaze that killed nearly 100 cats at an animal shelter near the Canadian city of Toronto. An initial report from the fire marshal says mice chewing through electrical wires in the ceiling sparked the blaze.
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