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A BUNCH OF UNRELATED CRAP YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T SEEN BEFORE

A Texas chef has created the world's first deep-fried ravioli noodles filled with beer.

Where's your god now?

Tonight I heard one man describe another man this way: "He's had so many DWI's that they won't even let him on a goddamn bus."

Think quick...you have a vertical take off and landing jet...the landing gear malfunctions...what do you do?

Well, put down a bunch of mattresses, of course.
(the weird part is that I would love to sleep on a mattress that a Harrier jet crashed on...but maybe that's just me)

I learned a new word today...seriously. As soon as the divorce was final, this "wasband" treated himself to a trip to Europe...and wore his exes wedding dress everywhere he went...and, of course, was careful to document all of his....activities.

It matters not whether you win or lose....it only matters if I win or lose.

I am a real fan of reuse, and this is a good one.

When was the last time you did something for the first time?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Apparently prostitution in Zurich has gotten so out of hand that the police have installed drive-in sex booths so the less perverse citizens won't have to witness the transaction.

FIRST BUTTS: Princess Letizia of Spain, French first lady Carla Bruni, and...you guessed it.

What do you call a blonde doing a hand stand?
A brunette with bad breath.

And old classic...Sicilian edition...

A team of scientists have shown that talking about your pain actually makes it worse.

The world's first dating site for ugly people has been launched in the UK, and specifically excludes "anyone who is overtly pretty or attractive". Instead, it accepts only those who "weren't blessed with great looks."

The small town of Coober Pedy in South Australia is home to 1,916 people, many of whom live underground in caves. An opal mining town since the 1920's, people have been seeking refuge from the hot sun by literally going underground. Many older mines shafts have been turned into homes.

If you don't why this next one is funny...ask your son.

There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri-weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

In 1969 the Corps of Engineers turned off Niagra Falls to clean up the area and check for structural integrity.