I can't explain how our government has fucked us up so badly and we all just laid there and took it without so much as a "Help me, Help me, I'm being fucking in the ass and it hurts!!!!" We, on the other hand, contemplate whether to vote for one of the Republicans who have fucked us or one of the Democrats who have fucked us.  Break out the Vaseline, boys and girls, it's going to be a long...............decade.

 I believe that the economy is in the toilet and won't be able to get out for years and years...if ever.  But why did we allow this to happen?

Well, the rich are getting obscenely rich...beyond even their own wildest expectations and to be honest, you and I are powerless to stop them. Sorry.

The top 1% of the richest people in America own about 25% of the wealth.  Do you think that they got their money solely because they are smarter and work harder than you and I?
THE GAME IS FIXED. AND IT HAS BEEN PREORDAINED THAT WE ARE THE FUCKEES INSTEAD OF THE FUCKERS.
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(don't let the segue confuse you...this is a whole nother topic)

 ...AND THOU NAME IS VIRGINITY....

...DECADES AND DECADES OF VIRGINITY...

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This is the new Israeli battle tank.  The inset is Hans Solo's Millennium Falcon...

 ...coincidence?.....I think not.
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I can't explain why people will believe stupid shit.  The same people who double check the bill from the restaurant will just accept really crazy shit as fact without so much as a thought to rationality. Why is it that modern man has lost it's Crap Detector?

 Most of us found proof...through experimentation (tee hee) that masturbation did NOT cause us to go blind or get hair on your palms. Yet we rush to buy books, pay practitioners and have faith in supernatural divining with no hands on (no pun intended) proof whatsoever.

 I agree with the placard below.  Tarot Cards, horoscopes, palm and tea leave reading, and other "fortune telling units", has much more appeal to many people than reality.  Think about that.  A great number of modern people PREFER unprovable bullshit to reality.  There must be a gene for that. I just don't happen to have one.

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I can explain the dog...that's what dogs do.  I can explain the older boy...he knows the dog is just doing what dogs do.  BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH THE YOUNGER BOY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Better get that kid to ballet class...FAST!!!!
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Why would this man just keep following the instructions?  Here's the story...
A man in Switzerland had to be rescued by helicopter after his Garmin sent him up a remote goat path so far he could not turn around or back up.

Can you say "lemmings", boys and girls?
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What the fuck is this about?

He's either extremely proud or extremely embarrassed.
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People who die before sharing their lives with a child or a puppy have missed two of the greatest joys life has to offer. And together at one time they are FUCKING AWESOME! AND YOU CAN TAKE THAT TO THE FUCKING BANK!!!!!!

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What if stars used their real names?

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Aren't you just dying to know what is written on that man's sign? 

WHAT AN IMAGE!

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Yeah, it's a rat. And, yeah, it is baked into a loaf of bread. And yes that concerns me.

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In a bet of what would happen if a bear attacks a cow....I would have lost this one...there were a bunch of photos and the cows kicked his ass...

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As if shooting bullets at various objects wasn't enough, now men are shooting marbles and shit....

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You know you are a window cleaning anal freak if you do this....

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I hate this fucker....well, I hate both of them....but I hate the bald one more...

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I don't understand why one of these movies didn't win an academy award.  They are national treasures...

And in the rare event that you have not seen these movies, then you are not allowed to die.  No one can die without seeing them....it's like a law.....I read it in a horoscope....twice.

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One of my very own...

PS: That is one weird-ass image.
(but maybe...just maybe...it was that ancient artist's way of telling us that it's better to just stab the motherfucker in the heart before he has a chance to fuck our young sons in the apse.....but maybe that's just me)

apse |aps|noun1 a large semicircular or polygonal recess in a church, arched or with a domed roof, typically at the eastern end, and usually containing the altar.

(clever that)
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