A LACONIC COLLECTION OF INEFFABLE FARCICALITY
(or stupid pictures that don't require a lot of words)
The apocalypse can be a bit tricky...
"What you doing?"
"Just hanging out. Why?"
Yes, this man paints with his tongue, and no, I don't know why...
"There are 6,390,247,491 potential terrorists out there....potentially."
What fantasies could Hugh Hefner have left?
The ideal blog would consist entirely of breathtaking images of burning liquor stores, but these are in short supply, so I present instead....
Believe it or not, this is a cake....
Therapy is expensive, bubble wrap is cheap. You decide.
This is the biggest Municipal Bat-Roost I have ever seen...
I have an old friend who is half Irish, half Italian. He likes to say that he never knew whether to fight or fuck.
Granddad forgot his medication again....
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...
There is a boner joke in here somewhere...
If dignity was money, I could maybe buy a newspaper.
Back to the Death Star, Wolfgang, you are an embarrassment....
I listed the Federal Government as a dependent on my taxes this year.
No matter how carefully you explain the rules, there is always somebody....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
One of my very own....
Lastly this ad from a very, very bright young man who has varying fees for animals.
You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved, but when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.
We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.
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