Hi-Res camera catches couple in the act...

 

 

 

 

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JUST PLAIN FUCKING AWESOME

The designers sneaked themselves into the label...

So, how did your dad die?

Not shopped. I can only assume the artist uses a template...

Hell, yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about!

 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I've often said that if I got to name a road it would be "Bridge Ices Before" Rd.

And speaking of awesome....somebody found one of my tags from our trek.
Bravo...you have made my day.

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COMPUTERS SAY THE DARNEST THINGS

I scanned this next one the first time and missed the gaff...

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A MOVIE TEST FOR YOU. 

NAME THE TITLES AS QUICKLY AS YOU CAN

HERE'S ANOTHER.

NAME THE ACTOR...

(harder than it looks)

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WORDS OF INSPIRATION

I love Facebook because you can quote anything and just make up who said it.

- Julius Caesar

I clip my toenails while I'm taking a shit...yeah, I'm the king of multitasking.

Body scans and genital fondling would save more lives if our government was paying to have them done in hospitals rather than airports.

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they are made out of meat?

Don't worry what people think. They don't do it very often.

Prayer: Really your whispers are asking for the laws of the universe to be annulled so your aunt can live a couple of more months or you get that raise you want. Good luck with that.

Can Jesus eat M&M's in heaven?
(give that one a minute....or an hour)
(let me know if you get it)

"Let there be light." And there was, but it was still a void, but at least you could fucking see it.

What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence.

I think Thanksgiving was invented by the Turkey Voluntary Extinction Movement.

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One of my very own...

WOMEN IN THE BATHTUB THAT LOOK LIKE SLUTS, BUT PROBABLY AREN'T.

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I NEED YOUR HELP! 

SEND ME SOMETHING....ANYTHING....FILM CLIPS, PICS, JOKES....I DON'T CARE. 

I NEED YOUR STORIES MOST OF ALL. 

I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I CAN WING THIS ALONE.

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