SHIT THAT PISSES ME OFF

(in no particular order)

- Sports announcers with the voice of a Munchkin.

- The fact that camera and phone rechargers don't all fit each other and all brands.

- Conspiracy theories...when reality is just too difficult to accept.

- Prostitution prosecution...I mean, heck, it's like dating, but more honest.

- Church bingo...like the Catholic Church hasn't taken enough money from old people.

- Sarah Palin...Like totally as smart as like any other beauty pageant winner.

People who insist on talking on their phone every fucking minute of the day.

I was sitting next to a man at a bar one time. He asked me a questions and I was right in the middle of a well thought out reply when his phone rang. He took the call with out so much as an excuse me. When he finished, he did not ask me to continue and I did not. That one act dropped him many rungs down my friendship ladder.

It pisses me off that our once great country is going straight to the dogs.

 I don't blame Obama anymore or less than I blame the other politicians. They all remind me of Archie Bunker's retarded cousins.

People who believe in nonsense bullshit pisses me off.

 Homeotherapy is just one example of the goofy beliefs people will invest their time and money in with no proof whatsoever of it's worth....think Horoscopes.

You train 'em up right and no matter how delusional it is, they will believe it until the day they die. If I prayed, I'd pray for that poor kid. His mother looks like the poster child for the "National Cousins Should Not Fuck" campaign.

What's wrong with first teaching your children how to think, analyze and use logic, then when they are of age let them decide their own world view? Oh, and it would help if you let them experience various options before the big day arrives.

The Catholic Church pisses me off.  

I know that there are freaks like this guy who teach, coach, manage a Boy Scout troop, etc. The difference is these normal freaks don't have an employer who give them 'Get Out of Jail Free' cards. Further, the employer is supposed to be the most compassionate organization in the world.

It pisses me off that idiots occupy so much of Americans thoughts.

This is Paris Hilton performing community service....in high-heels.

You need somebody to think about? Think about this guy. If you don't know who he is, then shame on you.

But he will tell you that anyone on the battlefield is a hero just as much as he is, and many of them pay the ultimate price.

After looking at the image below I DARE anyone to use the word "Nigger" again.

 It also pisses me off that we still send our young people into a war that we can't win, because it is unwinnable.

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THINGS THAT MADE ME SMILE

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The image below may take a minute. The train car is hauling gravel.

The same thing is happening in both the above and below images. The rules say that you must tie down every load...so he did. The next one was sent to me by a friend and is also about rules. A train had a bad bearing and the wheels heated to molten metal before it was noticed. The engineer was ordered to stop the train immediately. He told them that he was atop a wooden bridge, but no one had the authority to give him permission to move it, since the rules said that the train could not be moved without fixing the problem. So they burned down the bridge and the train. Rules...now you know why I only take them as guidelines.

I WANT ONE!!!

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I know this one will take you a minute....don't give up...

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 [ IT'S A BANANA PEEL IN A TOILET PAPER ROLL...A MASTURBATION AID ]

[ FOR PEOPLE WITH TEENY WILLIES ]

Oh, look, a "New Bride Class" instructor.

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One of my very own...

ARTY WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE SLUTS, BUT PROBABLY AREN'T

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