FUN WITH LANGUAGE

This one is for my wife who never reads my captions...

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Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

So why the fuck are they called violets?

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

Good: An attractive female greets you with a hug.

Bad: A surprise boner.

Ugly: It's not yours.

Dear Readers,

Testicles.

That is all.

A chickpea is neither a chick nor a pea.

Did I tell you that my bartender got a speeding ticket on the way to pay a speeding ticket?

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SHIT I THINK ABOUT A LOT

This is the "science" of religion. Take the time to understand what the bible tells you the middle of the earth looks like...

"There is in every village a torch - the teacher; and an extinguisher - the clegyman.

Victor Hugo

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One of my very own...

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WOMEN WHO ARE SLUTS

These are photos of porn stars...one with make-up and one without...

That "No Girls Allowed" sign came down as soon as junior started getting hair on his balls....

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