OBJECTS I DEEM WORTHY FOR FURTHER SCRUTINY

HELL, YEAH! That's what I'm talkin' about!

You know if it's got to do with reuse, then I will like it...

Yes, they are high-heeled Teva's, and no I don't know why...

I don't do much jewelry, but this is rather clever...

In the "I should have thought of that" department...

The sleep forever pill...

Fourth Amendment printed in magnetic ink so that it shows up in airport scans...

(if you didn't, I suggest you read the amendment)

These are the blocks my grandchild will play with...

If you have ever played games on your keyboard, then you know what a good idea this is...

This should be in everybody's survival kit...

It's a pencil...

I still haven't made up my mind as to the worth of this invention...

 Another gift my grandchild will have...

Jeeeeeeeez....

GAME CHANGER

This is a grenade launcher that has a laser range finder that automatically explodes the projectile directly above the enemy hiding behind rocks and walls and such. It has just been sent to Afghanistan to raving reviews.

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TRUE STUFF

Experts have ascertained that frisking children at airport screenings grooms them to cooperate with sex predators.


Has it come to this? There is a Federal Government website to encourage kids to go outside and play.


Satellite images indicate North Korea got its ass kicked during that artillery exchange.


Three teenage boys have been released into their parents' custody after being arrested in the strangling of two chickens at a Concord elementary school.....arrested for choking the chicken....wow!

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If you didn't read the comments from a couple of days ago, this will not be near as funny...For Coach...

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WORDS TO INSPIRE

Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early kill people.

The best thing to come out of a penis is the wrinkles.

Let there be light.....so they watered down the beer.

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One of my very own...

SPORTSWOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE SLUTS, BUT PROBABLY AREN'T

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