THINGS YOU DON'T SEE EVERYDAY PART 2.1

Furnace breaks down? Improvise.

If you move Lee Harvey Oswald's body to a new casket, what do you do with the old one? Sell it on Ebay, of course...

My nephew liked the juxtaposition...

Another reuse of old records...

 A roof.

The Internet...how did we live without it?

The guy who first posted this called it Jersey Camouflage...

Somebody, please explain this to me...

This man's phone just about blew off his ear....thought you'd like to know...

Huuuuuuuummmmmmy! And it would go well with the new alcoholic whipped cream.

This photo was taken just before they crossed the road...

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THINGS TO THINK ABOUT

Happiness is being classified as a psychiatric disorder.


I'd call her a cunt, but she doesn't have the depth or warmth.


It's a beautiful day. Now watch some asshole fuck it up.


Intelligent Design: Embraced only by the least intelligent of those who were designed.


Irony: Jesus was nailed to the cross, and Mary was nailed by the lord.


I sleepwalk, you know. That's why I wear shoes to bed.

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CAPTIONS MAKE ANY PHOTO BETTER

This one took me a minute...

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PROTEST SIGNS FOR ALL OCCASIONS

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TRUE STUFF

I've owned two bars in my life. I was always confused about nice men who came into my bar and would ask for a beer like this: "Hi, Ralph, I hope you had a nice day. Could I have a beer, please." The requests changed subtly with each additional beer until it sounded something like this, "Hey, motherfucker, give me a goddamn beer." I didn't like that part of bartending.
I did like the girls dancing on the bar, though.
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One of my very own...

THE LIGHTER SIDE OF WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE SLUTS, BUT PROBABLY AREN'T

 Yeah, I missed that first one the first time, too.

I like men who really, really enjoy their work...

Yes, it's a real wedding, and yes, she's on a leash, but no, I don't know why...

Oh, your wife is from Greece?

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