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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Friday, January 14, 2011


This guy should be elected president.

Just in case your little Johnny is leaning toward dismemberment...

This is a courtyard at a university. I like it.

Aren't you just dying to try this?

Okay, cross my heart and hope you die...

You know, people have been coming up with good ideas for a very long time...

No man can resist this...it's in our genes.

It's a peephole in a door....

We've all seen observation platforms, but this one is also very beautiful.

Speaking of exquisite design...

My nephew, Jim needs one of these...

Very clever and very well done...

This is a great idea...

I think it's a good idea for women to get involved.
I have a theory that women are more effective....
The soldiers would have beaten a man to death in the first thirty seconds of the confrontation.

It's a good idea to turn your life around...


It's a bad idea to throw what could very well be your last fucking chance right out the window...

It's a bad idea for protesting women to make the exact same mistake as protesting men....Rule #1: Don't Yell at on armed man.

It's takes a while for men to learn all the rules...

It's a bad idea to club seals AND be photographed...one or the other is okay.
I've never understood the whole anti-clubbing lobby.
What's the difference between clubbing, shooting, electrocuting, choking or poisoning? Costs, that's what. And thanks to those brave young men we have the cheapest seal meat in the world.

I think people do shit light this just so they can tell people they did it. I have climbed off flat roofs onto lifts for a living and I can assure you there is nothing "fun" about it.

This is a very bad idea.

This is the stupidest idea I've ever heard of...

It is a very bad idea to assume that you know what is best for other people, when those people are hurting no one.
One word of advice for all you do gooders out there:
Go fuck yourself.

So, what do gays have to say about the pope?

Well, they may be gay, but they are very clever.

It's always a bad idea to report on something that you know nothing about...

If you don't know who Banksy is, it's okay, it really is, but it's a bad idea to sell his identity on ebay.

Bad idea? FUCK NO!
Think of the stories he could tell.

It's a bad idea to not have a math guy on your staff.

Doing or Not Doing things with your hair that makes you look like a fucking freak is a bad idea.

Putting something on your blog that you don't understand is usually a bad idea. I would ask you to leave a comment if you can explain the rabbit in the hat w/bat, but my readers have an aversion to leaving comments.

Designing jewelry of things like this...well, you know...

Allowing too much rain to fall is a bad idea.

No, no, no, no...not even if there was a one billionth chance...

Giving this prick one more second of air time is a very bad idea. We are at war here, people.

One of my very own...
Women who look like sluts,
but probably aren't,
and play well with others.


There will be no weekend posts until further notice.
I have shit to do. Sorry.


Aaron Cates said...

Sadly, I can explain the blue t-shirt. It contains the the lyrics to a rap song, as follows:
"I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl who look good I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat, and a 64 Impala."

Anonymous said...

I didn't get the need for a math guy on staff. 36 *is* 50% more than 24. What am I missing???

Melissa said...

I had the explanation, but someone beat me to it. Here's the video if you care to see it.


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