A FRIDAY ASSORTMENT

The countries in which we fight are awash with weapons. Somebody has to find them.

 And when they are found, somebody has to blow them up.

 This is not a job without risks.

 And some pay the ultimate sacrifice.

 Not by ones and twos, but by the dozens...

If you listen closely at the gas pump, you can hear it tell your kid's college fund to go fuck itself.

Now an update on other posts...

These are crowd scenes in a few movies...

 And all those are blow up "dolls".

 I wondered how they got the faces to look differently, and now I know....simple, cheap masks....

I failed an online science quiz today. I was asked to name 2 things commonly found in cells. Apparently, Mexicans and blacks is not the correct answer.


Speaking of such.....This is not my own words, but my own thoughts...

A reader sent me the explanation for that shirt. Margaret was right all the time...

Here's another of photographs being made to match one taken in your youth....

My girlfriend thinks I'm stalking her...well, technically she's not my girlfriend yet.


Speaking of big babies...

CYNICISM: The smoke that rises from the ashes of burned out dreams.

A bit of news you may have missed...

Thanks, Charlie. You're so sensitive.

42% of people who graduate from college never read another book.

Speaking of tests....It's a little scary how smart some people are.

I'm not saying my wife is fat...but she had to be baptized at Sea World.

TRUE: Iceland has a Penis Museum featuring the penises of every animal on the island. It just added it's first human specimen.

That story about eating dogs got me thinking about how much I love the bastards...so I give you my favorite dog pics....

"I speak three languages: English, Sarcasm and Sexual Innuendos."

THIS ABOVE ALL: TO THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE...
unless, of course, you are Jeffrey Daulmer.

One of my very own....

Having fun is highly addictive....don't start.

WOMEN OBEYING RULE 39....

RULE 39: If a women is in the middle of nowhere with a man, she is supposed to get naked.


I am putting together a post for Saturday and will probably keep posting my anti-sermons on Sunday.