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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

COMPUTER

I like computers just as much or more than everyone else.
So let me show you a few things I've found.


Sometimes you find funny shit when you're not even looking for it. Look at this closely...


Every "cause" has a website. Here's stuff from one I visit.
I don't know if this poll is accurate, but I would bet that it indicates how many adult Americans have tried marijuana.


USA Today, June 22 - The number of college athletes testing positive for marijuana has tripled in the NCAA's most recent analysis.




The marijuana prohibition, in my opine, is exactly like the alcohol prohibition, which only turned normal citizens in to crooks and crooks into organized crime.
But back then we took to the streets. Now we don't even write a letter to our congressman.


Now, state by state, the laws are changing, but ever so slowly.
But at least we can laugh about it...



Speaking of art...
I go to a lot of art sites. Here is one that has some amazing shadows...


Of course, my old friends, the rock stackers, has their own website...


There is a whole website about people getting stuck. Just look...I've got evidence...



Another site concerns nothing but the hottest world-wide craze "Planking"; which means you lie face down, have someone take your picture, for the sole purpose of sending it to the web site.





Seems innocent enough until you learn that many young people have died trying to Plank in an unusual place.


I know that it's impossible to attempt to find a logical explanation to an illogical situation, but let's try anyway. What kind of sense does it make for the same church that forbids contraception in order to fill the pews to then turn around and demand that it's most ardent believers (priests) remain celibate?


SensitiveNips.com features....well, you figure it out...


I'm not afraid of heights....I hate heights.


Speaking of nipples....
There are many sites concerning costumes....some better than others....




I got an email from a friend a couple of days ago. The questionnaire had a dozen or so questions; this being my favorite.





And in the miscellaneous department...


Another site features only bums' signs. This first one is a repost, but I think it takes the cake...



Don't we all, mister....don't we all....



Just your average Philosophy PhD.....
I would just like to know why every bum in the western hemisphere seems to able to lay their hands on a giant marker anytime they want one.
And now the last bum...


If a man grabs a woman's ass and she smacks him, she is fighting for her rights.
If a gay guy grabs my ass and I smack him, then I'm a homophobe.
What's up with that?

Men solving problems is a popular theme online...


Today you can get paid pretty good money for a pint of blood and/or a squirt of sperm. If you live simply, it is quite possible to live your life completely self-sustained. 
You could throw in a kidney or an eye for those big purchases I suppose.


My number one problem with the internet is that it is very time consuming to find out if something interesting is, in fact, factual.
This is an example....
I mean, how the fuck would I know if the third dot was when the library burned?


Can you name a state that touches eight other states?
My first guess was wrong, but my second was dead on.
Give up? Check out the map below.


You can find a chart on ANYTHING on line
I like charts....
Note: I can only assume that the same places with high mortality have the highest obesity....oh, look, it's the fried chicken eatin' South.



Damn black females, what's wrong with marriage? Oh, yeah, all the black guys are in prison.

This next explanation of the waning murder rate is very interesting...


You can compare ANYTHING on Google. Here they are comparing three phase usages...


And now for the bad news....
Just something else to worry about...



And then there's this...


Toons of the day...



One of my very own....


ARTY WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE SLUTS,
BUT PROBABLY AREN'T....




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