Sometimes it's difficult to tell if something is photoshopped. You need to look at the pixels.
This one is rather interesting. It's called face swapping or some such shit. A very smart person sent me a whole collection of these and I shuffled it over to the trash bin faster than you can say 'I don't do cute'. However, since then I can't go to any of my favorite sights without finding them. Therefore I thought I would share one.
You think not? Try this one...
As you know by now, I love language and laugh at it often...
And now from alert reader Scott.....
(just in case you can't read the sticky note, it says:
Your alarm is broken.)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!! I love that!
Russian monument painted as Super Heroes.....
Russian monument painted as Super Heroes.....
The ICC issued an arrest warrant for Moammar Gadhafi, however he is expected to walk on a spelling technicality.
Life is so very unfair....
The head count around US nuke plants is soaring.
Population, too. (for Lara)
This photo is not funny. It shows a man protecting his lover during a flood. I like it.
But then...check out his death grip on her leg....
This guy gets published. Let me repeat that: This guy gets this book published.
At my age 'Getting a little action' means that I don't need to take any fiber that day.
This is a repost, but/because it's one of the funniest images I've ever seen. Do you think she lost a bet or what?
Maybe she was copying this....
"How big do you want your nose ring?"
"I want it so fucking big that there will be no chance in hell that I can be ignored.....ever.....from a block away."
You know who had straight parents?
Adolf Hitler.
(I've posted several items about movies. I have a friend who nailed every one of the images....even those houses that time. The two above ought to be easy for him)
My wife just brought me a sandwich and a beer without being asked, then told me the neighbor's teenage daughter was sunbathing. Yeah, she's set the bar pretty high for the rest of you wives.
This is a necklace. What do you think the balls are made of?
My wife just brought me a sandwich and a beer without being asked, then told me the neighbor's teenage daughter was sunbathing. Yeah, she's set the bar pretty high for the rest of you wives.
This is a necklace. What do you think the balls are made of?
Cat fur balls.
I tried to teach my great-nephew how to eat corn on the cob "typewriter style", but first I had to teach him what a typewriter was.
I have no ideas about this one....
I tried to teach my great-nephew how to eat corn on the cob "typewriter style", but first I had to teach him what a typewriter was.
I have no ideas about this one....
Ambulophobis: The fear of walking or standing.
(I have that.)
TRUE: This candle smells like a newspaper....
Pistemophobia: The fear of knowledge.
(I don't have that.)
Phobophobia: The morbid fear of developing a phobia.
(I'm too terrified to find out if I have this one)
Judging from the viscosity of the fluid, I predict a long, long clean up....
It takes a big man to cry, but an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
I, of course, find shit like this hilarious...
She: "Who were you talking to?"
Me: "A nun."
She: "A nun?!?!"
Me: "Yeah, a none of your fucking business."
Listen, folks, if you, personally, don't believe in evolution, I beg of you to leave a comment explaining how you came to believe that.
We pay this man's salary....
Simply put....DO I LOOK LIKE AN UNFULFILLED HUMAN FUCKING BEING TO YOU?!?!?!
When you wish upon a star, it makes no difference who you are...if you don't know the difference between a meteor and meteorite.
Yearbook quote....
When you wish upon a star, it makes no difference who you are...if you don't know the difference between a meteor and meteorite.
Yearbook quote....
There is hope for our future....humor lives.
To err is human.
To arrrrr is pirate.
To err is human.
To arrrrr is pirate.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!
I was at the end of my driveway getting my morning paper when a group of coeds came jogging down my street. My pacemaker opened three of my neighbors' garage doors.
I was at the end of my driveway getting my morning paper when a group of coeds came jogging down my street. My pacemaker opened three of my neighbors' garage doors.
(For Bruce)
Speaking of drinking....god I love drunks girls....
they are so cute....
THE FOLIO OLIO LENGTH OF LIFE FORMULA
You take every minute of your life and you rate it as:
A-enjoying yourself (laughing, watching a great ball game, fucking a woman who knows what she's doing, and stuff like that.)
B-doing something you don't want to do (appearing in court, working at a job you hate, having your teeth cleaned, etc.)
C-neutral (taking a shit, sleeping, eating so-so food, fucking a farm animal, etc)
Now you leave off all the C times, then subtract the B times from the A times. The remainder is really the amount of time you have lived.
If you are not a drinker, and if you've never had a friend throw up in your car, then you will probably not understand what a great fucking idea this is....
Toons of the day....
I sincerely hope you recognized where the above came from.
One of my very own...
WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE "One of my very own"...
AND PROBABLY ARE.....
Is that too subtle?
1 comment:
Nice one Ralph, I did chuckle at few of them - not sure about Queeny though
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