ANIMALS THAT DON'T SUCK

WARNING: Truck's loaded and we hit the road tomorrow. Blogs will be....sparse for a few days, since there is no internet where we will be staying.  
Sorry, but an artist has to paint, when an artist is....well...is paid enough money to make it more than worthwhile.
I'll be back Monday.

This is a Secret Post that kind of touched me...cause I couldn't watch....sorry.

Money doesn't solve problems, but it could solve my money problems.




This, gentle readers, is a happy dog....

Warrior and puppy....I mean, Hell yeah!!!

I am not ok.
You are not ok.
And that is ok.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!


???????

You are a part of everything; and everything is turning to shit......sorry.


This is called an "Extreme Zoo".....yeah, right.

Adults can pet or not pet wild animals if they so choose, but children are different.

TRUE: I once read a news article about a Saint Bernard pet dog who just up and tore it's master's throat out one morning while he (he = master) was shaving.
You get my point.


Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. - Mark Twain




How clever....

If this is not an award winning photo....it ought to be...

Is there anyone out there in computerland who didn't smile looking at that image? If so, you might want to look at it again.
(and making you smile is now my life's work...so get with the plan)


Dear Mario,
I wasted my whole childhood to save your bitch.
Sincerely, Gamers




Can you imagine a human prison where prisoners are fed crummy food, but were allowed to look at a gourmet meal on the other side of glass every fucking day? It would be called cruel and unusual.

Cool....if a polar bear's ass turns you on....

This guy keeps that humungous rat as a fucking pet.


The Dow has lost nearly 1000 points since the Smurfs rang the opening bell...in case you are looking to pin this on someone.


Animal mom's and children...

A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.




Cross species friendships....

Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me!
I want people to know why I look this way.
I've travelled a long way...and some of the roads weren't paved.




TRUE:  This chimp has "adopted" this cub and feeds and cleans it and never leaves it alone....

????

Something I didn't know and living in the South should have....

This record-breaking heat makes it even harder than usual to be fat.


Well, that's a mouthful...

Well played, sir....well played....

Have you ever wondered how many of the youngsters have fallen to their death before they learned to do this properly?

Another beautiful image....

I'm worried that this season of Jersey Shore will be less embarrassing to America than our government.

It's name is surface tension and it's pretty fucking cool...

"Whaaaaat?"

This reminds me of one of my family reunions.....

Domesticated or wild? Hell, I don't know either....But damn!

At first I thought they were eating out of dumpsters...and they still might...but now I think it's their feed bin....still kind of cool....

I think that is a Tiger Fish and I thought they were poisonous. Anybody?.......anybody????

Well....damn.

I don't want to brag, but I have shown you some magnificent photography today. Think about it. Wouldn't this make a great desktop image....

ANIMAL TOONS OF THE DAY....

My sentiments exactly.


Stupid, but at least it's about animals...

My daughter said this next one was ridiculous. I like the word absurd. You decide.

One of my very own....

WOMEN WHO PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS,
BUT LOOK LIKE SLUTS,
BUT PROBABLY AREN'T....