Shall we pray........SHOW ME ZE PAPERS OLD MAN!!!!!
TRUE: There was a large church in a small American city and a bar opened next door. The preacher put ads in the newspaper, put up signs, and talked to the congregation about praying for the Lord to remove the bar. Well....and remember this is true....the bar was struck by lightning and burned to the ground. The bar owner is suing the preacher for calling god's wrath down upon him.
Think about that a minute. I would love to be in that courtroom. Either the preacher accepts responsibility (like hiring a hit man) OR he has to admit that he really has no sway with his god whatsoever and he is a fraud.
Very, very interesting, that.
(you can't find shit like that on any other site my friends)
More interesting to me is that I have related this paradox ladened court case to several friends and ALL of them told me that I should write at least a short story about this trial.
In all honesty, the judge will probably throw the case out, but it sort of reminds me of the Snopes Monkey Trial and Clarence Darrow's pure fucking brilliance.
(before I get dozens of emails encouraging me to write the story, it would mean not having any blogs for a few months....yeah, that's what it would take just for a short story....I've worked on novels for years)
In all honesty, the judge will probably throw the case out, but it sort of reminds me of the Snopes Monkey Trial and Clarence Darrow's pure fucking brilliance.
(before I get dozens of emails encouraging me to write the story, it would mean not having any blogs for a few months....yeah, that's what it would take just for a short story....I've worked on novels for years)
Another cowboy from Texas....who the fuck is left to invade......CANADA?!?!?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
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