A LITTLE OF THIS, A LITTLE OF THAT

If, for reasons I can't fathom, you are against the legalization of marijuana, that means you are in the same camp as the lunatics below......think about that, please...

Being unpopular keeps your cell phone bill down.

Lord, please give me patience, because if you give me strength I may just beat a whole bunch of people to death.

How broke does the system have to be before we ALL stand up and demand change?

"The illusion is in thinking we exist IN the universe as opposed to AS the universe.
- Ningishzida

You may only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Thanks to drugs, I can hear colors again.

Death is free.

 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ASK FOR IT BACK?!?!?!

Treat her like a lady and fuck her like a whore.

This is this president's real Christmas card....

I spend each day turning gallons of beer into gallons of piss. Therefore my daughter had a problem. She will have an 18 year old visitor soon and he is of a religion where there is no alcohol. She decided not to bring him to my house and put him "under my influence". I found a certain pride in that.

Wouldn't you just love to see the look on the security guy's face....

veriest - Utmost, most complete.

This is the way I look when I'm the designated driver...

You better watch out, you better not cry, better not pout, I'm tellin' you why....you're 11 fucking years old and have your own iPhone, so shut the fuck up, you little shit.

Pot heads?

The only thing worse than a cold toilet seat is a warm toilet seat.

See anything odd about this photo?

Defense in bowling? Is there such a thing?


The FCC will soon have a regulation forcing commercials on TV to be broadcast at the average volume of the show.
There is a god and he sits behind a desk in Washington, DC and listens to my prayers.

A woman's I'll be ready in five minutes and a man's I'll be home in five minutes means the exact same thing.

STOP IT!!!!!   Just fucking stop it!!!!

My friend's name is Jay, but I call him J for short.

(you can't find gems like that just any old place on the internet...pass it on)


Curiosity killed your virginity.

90 people have swine flu and everyone wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS and nobody wants to wear a condom.

You have your backpack, I have mine....

J was the last letter added to the English alphabet. 

I have no idea what this is about, but it has bad ending written all over it....

People who are weak are called pussies. But vaginas are capable of pushing out an 8+ pound object, while penises can be injured by pretty much anything.

What does vampire shit look like?

I've read for years that there are homosexual animals.

Well, now we have the pics....

 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!

It's Mr. Bull to you.....

When we were in Europe, each translation book has a section like this.....true....

This is fucking magnificient!!!

 It seems every site I visit has girls in their underwear doing this in the bathroom. Please, in the name of Ansel Adams, STOP!!!!

Several days ago I had a bit about vegetarians.

Let me clarify.

 The amount of growth hormones and antibiotics in our meat supply scares the shit out of me.

I had the pleasure to eat free range pork the other day and it didn't even taste like the "perfect" pork you find in stores.

 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!

(did you read the Best Answer?) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

There is a lady some damn place whose hobby is to "dress" beetles like all the characters in the movie Jurassic Park.....AND THAT SHIT IS TRUE!!! Who the fuck could make something like that up?!?

This is true. It suggest to me that the money was stolen in a home break in and the thief didn't know what he had....

TOONS TO AMUSE...

One of my very own...

WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE SLUTS, BUT PROBABLY AREN'T.......VIDEO EDITION

TOMORROW THERE WILL BE A RARE SATURDAY POST ON SCIENCE AND STUFF....