I'm sorry to say that my wife's return to her home has not cured her obsession that she is a pirate.
She couldn't find a parrot, instead opting for a stuffed black bird....the patch is still firmly in place.
Now she is begging me to duct tape her ankle to her thigh and make her a wooden crutch.
Pray for me.
About Me

- Ralph Henry
- I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.
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ahoy matey!
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