PLACES
Only pregnant polar bears hibernate.
Footnotes are great.*
*I like them.
"Hey, mister, I found your boat."
If you are afraid of being slapped, you will get nothing from life.
Did you know that MLK was the youngest man to receive the Nobel Peace Prize?
How about that he was born Michael King, Jr.?
Speaking of trees....
I miss the old days when everything worked with just an On and Off switch.
(I truly mean that)
THINGS
I wish I had thought of doing this....twice....
You ever tried to put grapes in a microwave?
Do it just once.....for me.
Greatest gift a kid can get. Click together shit, you got to use a real screwdriver...
Your birthday is shared by at least a million other people.
I came across some old WWII propaganda posters.
Interestingly, on the same day they told me that Nazi's were trying to kill the bible, I watched a documentary on these jerk offs.....
NYQUIL: The nighttime sniffling sneezing coughing aching how the hell did I end up on the kitchen floor medicine.
Here's lookin' at ya, kid.....
I only want to live long enough to be a problem for my kids.
What if the internet is an evolutionary mechanism to prevent overpopulation?
I've heard of imaginary friends, but.....
It is infinitely better to be absolutely ridiculous, than to be absolutely boring.
You won't believe what I thought about when I saw this.
Here's a hint...
Masturbation is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
Why not? How boring are your stairs?
I remember the day I metamorphosed from one who did things into one who remembers having done things.
Shawn, this is made out of a bath tub...
TRUE: There are "FUCK CORPORATIONS" T-shirts on sale on the internet for $31.50.
(think about that a minute)
Well, somebody is just showing off...
Dear NORAD,
You couldn't track four hijacked airplanes on 9/11, yet you can track Santa Claus?
What's up with that?
Sincerely,
All of us
This has got to be one of the strangest photos I have ever seen...
Fuck anti-suicide people.
Nothing says class like corn holing at the wedding reception...
Have you ever been so high you became a ferret?
Can you imagine sending this to a grieving widow?
Here's a few more WWII posters.
We fought for free speech...
Good luck with that...
Take away the right to say "fuck" and you take away the right to say "fuck the government".
Oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.
We fought for freedom of want...
Well, for some people, but not for others...
Being poor is like a game of poker where if you lose, the other players get to fuck you. And if you win, the dealer fucks you.
And then there's fear...
The US has more people in prison than any other country.
It's like trying to climb out of a dick pit, but the ladder is also made of dicks.
Obama will have a $1,000,000,000.00 war chest to buy the next election.
The problem is, it's not his money. Some very powerful people gave it to him, or as I like to say, they bought him.
I think that before America invades another country, it should be proven that at least 50% of its citizens should be able to find it on a map.
Welcome to America, ya'll....
I heard a guy say, "I'm in no condition to drive.....WAIT! Why should I take my advice....I'm drunk.
What about the pedals.....and the airbag?
I can only hope this is photoshopped...
LAME TOONS TO HOPEFULLY AMUSE...
"Overpopulation will only accelerate until we need walled cities to keep out the hungry, swarming insane masses.
And they will scrape and dig under the walls like bug eyed mole men."
- Somebody or other
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
ONE OF MY VERY OWN...
WOMEN WHO PLAY VERY WELL WITH OTHERS...
2 comments:
Couple comments:
1) a friend of mine did something similar to that hand-in-hand thing but it was in clay (so there's a tangible impression as opposed to merely a 2D one). Those things are surprisingly common symbolic bits of art (little person making an impression on a big one). The human condition!
2) that homeless guy with the dog reminds me of this captioned photo. Actually it seems to be the same exact duo, only they both look older in your pic.
Christ! Powerful stuff, that.
Also, the photo below "Hey, mister, I found your boat" is Sweepstakes in Tobermory, Ontario. I've seen it in person! There's a crapton of wrecks around there.
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