LET'S START OFF WITH FILM PEOPLE
"Alien" is one of my favorite movies.....
This is the only Newt I can stand....
This happened by mere chance. They ended up in the same recovery room after having the same procedure....
Marilyn.....no dramatic pose, no excessive make-up....beautiful....
This child star grew up to be a man I could drink a beer with....
This one did not grow up into a man I could have a beer with....
SPORTS
Women's football can get very rough...really....
But they are such good losers....
Men.....not so much....
You want to look dangerous? Do this clever shit.
Don't fucking do this just so you can get posted on the internet....
And this? Bungee jumping from one bridge to another for the amusement of a couple of dozen people.....WHY?
Would I do this?
People attending sporting events are interesting sometimes...
But sometimes the interestingness of the costume may not be intentional....
(did you even get that last one?)
Other people wear costumes just because they are in college and they can....
Boys in college drink a lot of beer....
Mostly they make fools of themselves, because they are in college, goddamnit, and that's what you are supposed to do in college....
The wildest motherfucker I ever met in college was this guy...
Girls in college drink also, but when they drink they just get cute....
But in either case the next morning brings the same rude awakening....literally....
With their friends standing around with this gesture and words...
"It's ALIIIIIIIVE!!!!!"
HUMAN BODY PARTS
How much is too much? I don't think it's infinite, gentlemen.
I don't care how you feel about breasts, NASA needs to find out what those fucking straps are made of.....
Professionals have been photographing female body parts for a long, long time....
Now any smuck can do it with his phone.....
Girls, if you are going to allow your body parts to be photographed, please wash your fucking feet...
But do take the time to take off your underwear....or not....
Butts have been......interesting for a long, long time...
So why don't we just make a slight fashion adjustment and end all the bullshit....
HUMANS AND ADDED TEXT CAN BE FUN
PEOPLE WHO SHOULD BE EVALUATED
So, ah, how poor are you?
The cake fire is not what I find interesting about this...
The bellows on the table interest me.
Morning you will remember for the...rest...of...your...life...
TOONS TO AMUSE....
ONE OF MY VERY OWN....
NAKED WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE THEY ARE ABOUT TO TAKE A SHIT....
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