CITY (URBAN) vs COUNTRY (RURAL)

A recent post opined about my loathing of living in big cities. A comment compared city living with suburban living, but he missed the point. I live in neither, but that not the point either. 

The point is, I didn't make fun of it.....something I will remedy now.

This is an upset city girl...

This is an upset country girl....

Country people sell religion with class....

City people just want to tell you how to live....

And city people put up with shit like this...

You tell a country boy that you believe in aliens and they will introduce you to my uncle who hasn't been seen in public in thirteen and a half years....

County people put animals to work, by god....

City people just show them off...

Like a tranquilized, de-clawed big cat is going to scare anybody.
We got ducks that are scarier...

City boys date ducks!

City folk over-think everything, even the simplest of arguments...

We just cut to the chase in the country....

In cities, people fuck with the police all the time....

In the country we call the police sir, and expect to have our ass kicked if we are rude.
(that's true by the way)

They think about it all different in cities...

There is no need for this kind of shit in the country.

That motherfucker would be dead before his bullet riddled body hit the pavement if he tried to pull this shit on a country two lane blacktop.


City people express their opinions by carrying signs...

Country people use bumper stickers....

Country people dress for utility.

The hat keeps both sun and rain off the head; the suspenders hold up the pants; and all clothes are both cheap and long lasting.
Now let's see how city people dress.

And if you wear this shit in my neighborhood, you will also be locked up with.....I mean, introduced to my uncle....

City people get naked for peace and burn flags and shit...

Country people get naked just to fuck with uppity people...

Country people wonder about stuff all the time...

There are so many of us wondering about stuff that we changed a respected, informative, ed-u-ca-tion-al TV channel into my uncle's favorite....

When a country person wants a tan, they take off their clothes and lay in the sun drunk....

City people spray that shit on and look rather orangish.....

You can't possibly explain how that is normal.


Because of bears, city people invent all kind of newfangled equipment to use in parks...

Country people, who know bears, write clear instructions that are posted for the enlightenment city folk.....

In the city, signs in parks are a whole nother color of a horse....

Almost all the public art in the country make fun of somebody....

City people hang out their laundry and get a government grant (that means some of my money) to pay for it.

And another big difference in city people and country folk is their use of language. Now that I visit Netflix, I've noticed that city people use all kind of arty words to describe a movie they like or don't like.

Here's an example of a country person's review....enjoy....

TOONS TO AMUSE...

NOTE: I was once accused of posting too many references to anal sex. Let me just say this:

I don't think about anal sex any more than any other man.

(you might want to read that last sentence again)

ONE OF MY VERY OWN.....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!
GODDAMN THAT'S FUNNY!!!!

WOMEN WHO ARE PROUD OF BUT ONE OF HER BOOBIES....