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I can't wait to see what the old people are going to do when their Social Security checks are cut in half...it ought to be a hoot....

As I recall, 70% of Americans believe in ghosts. What, exactly, does that tell you about our educational system?

I'm growing my hair out. Have a pony tail already...wife said I looked like Willy Nelson. Took it as a compliment.

Well, well, well, what do we have here?

WTF of the day....

9 out of 10 doctors say the 10th doctor should chill the fuck out.

Snooki is considering filming her childbirth on the off chance there's someone out there who hasn't seen her vagina yet.

This is what it looks like when the fire suppression system goes off in a hangar.....

Maybe he ought to find another hobby...

...we've all had days like that, haven't we.


Subtle this.....

Job site pranks....you gotta love 'em.....

If the drugs don't work, then you probably need more.

Chocolate shaped like your brain from your MRI....

Steven Hawking has a new series on the Science Channel called The Story of Everything.....it's excellent....

The girl I'm stalking had me bumped back 500 feet.

The world's fastest car/boat.....

You gotta admire her spunk....

Sharks...oh, my....

There's a whole series of minimalist movie posters. This is my favorite....

Some of my favorite memories are sitting and watching this for....oh....a week.....

What do you suppose this man is doing?

I tried marijuana one time, but I stopped before I started worshipping the devil.

The universe is very big and you are very small. Act accordingly. 

Okay, smart people, what the fuck is this about? I'm open to all takers...

One does not simply ignore bubble wrap.


Well, of course it is....

I'm working on a small sculpture that will look like this (kind of), only mine is one dollar bills. I'll share when completed...

It seems everything I say sounds really creepy when I'm not wearing pants.


"Uuuuh, that's ugly", said no male ever....

There is a huge difference between crazy and bat shit crazy.

I will never pose on the cover of Time with you sucking on my breast. Scouts honor.

Just another image I could hardly stop looking at....

I don't always finish jokes.

The correct answer to anything a child says is "Who cares".

What happens when your dick gets hung up in the sprocket...

Silly? Not any sillier than the "normal" female shoe...

Do not try this at home....

Girls always seem to fall so cutely.....with that feet over the head move that amuses us all...

That bitch could have killed somebody.


In my humble opinion, this young man has it all figured out...

TRUE: When asked what he would do if he could go back in time, Stephen Hawking said, "I would visit Marilyn Monroe in her prime."
That sly fucking fox.


I think the bartender is trying to tell her something...

Don't be that person who always yells at a bunch of terrified, fleeing people to "Hurry". It's just fucking rude.


Rather naughty illusion this....

Not everyone born in a stable thinks he's a horse.

A SPRUIK JUST FOR YOU:
Why don't the Mormons declare having multiple wives as part of their religion? As I understand it, mutilating little girls genitalia is allowed, so is smoking marijuana.
Just wondering.


I wonder if this is really their typewriters or just made up bullshit.....

At 25,000 mph, Apollo 10 was man's fastest vehicle. 

What the fuck does that mean? I hate getting advice like that. How about "Man the fuck up and work your ass off"?

TRUE: After watching the first atomic bomb loaded on their plane, the crew of the Enola Gay was told to go get some sleep. They all thought that was pretty fucking funny and played poker all night instead. None of them remembers who won, but some of them wanted to bet on whether the device would even work, since several test fuses had already failed.
There were actually six planes sent up that day with the Enola Gay: one with instruments; one with cameras; three to test the weather visibility over the primary and two back-up sites; and a back up (Bockscar) in case the Enola Gay had a malfunction.
There was no concern for enemy fighters or AAA because they flew too high.
The aiming point was the T Bridge because it was the most visible landmark in the city.

After the explosion, the bridge was still standing.


I turned to my friend at the Legion yesterday and said, "Do you remember that stuff they used to give us during the war to make us forget about women?"
"You mean salt peter?" he said.
"Yep, that's the stuff. I think it's beginning to work."

So I was at the pharmacy the other day and I told the lady I wanted 50 condoms please, and two girls behind me started to giggle. So I turned and looked at them and said, "Make it 52".

When this car was built a hundred years ago:
- The average life expectancy for men was 47 years.
- Most women only washed their hair once a month.
- Canada passed a law that forbad poor people from       entering their country for any reason.
- The leading causes of death was pneumonia and influenza. 
- There were about 230 reported murders in the ENTIRE United States.


YET WE ARE STILL USING THE SAME INTERNAL COMBUSTION ENGINE!!!!!