MONDAY

Is there no shame left in this country?

I knew it, I just knew it....

George Will, of all people, was confronted with the conflict between his desire for more freedom and liberty in America and the criminalization of marijuana; George said, "I just think it needs more study."
The interviewer gushed, "We've been studying it for 70 years!!!"

There are untold billions to be generated in taxes from a simple product that dozens of millions use anyway....

You think this was arranged on the beach or on a computer? I like the image, but the "wrinkles" in the rocks beside the eyes have me concerned....I mean, none of the other rocks have wrinkles....

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!


Is this how paper dolls are made?

What a magnificent beast...

I am absolutely sure I never would have told this story....

The bathroom was invented as a place to get your panties out of your crack....you would have thought she would have known that......

She sure as shit knows it now.


You think this man is an overachiever or a liar.....or an overachieving liar?

A functioning .22 semi-automatic designed in 1955 using the fashion design of the day...

For my friend, Rupert.....

A "Fuck You" in animal language...

You can't make this shit up....

I believe this is a simple case of foreshortening using a long lens, but still dramatic...

The key to a perfect first date is to make it long enough for her to really get to know you...or at least until the "Stockholm Syndrome" kicks in.




"I order you to protect me with your life...forever!"
"Oh, okay."

Just another reason to window shop...

I heard a lecture by a man who said Americans change faster that any people on earth. We had slaves, now we don't. We wouldn't let women vote, now we do. Our people change religions frequently. We move from one side of the country to the other with a drop of the hat. We change all kinds of laws (black and white marriage, gays in military, etc.) and never let it interrupt our schedule.....and all this in a mere 200 years.
For that reason I think that gay-marriage is just about a slam dunk.




There's a 'not until an hour after you eat' joke in here somewhere....

I have another way to curtail telemarketer's calls; just tell them to speak up because you are trying to break your personal masturbation record.




This is bullshit...

I've found that I have very few rules to follow. And every time I am asked to do something, I ask myself why and wonder who made up the requirement. If I'm not satisfied by the answers, I don't do it.


In the 'weird ass shit you find in old paintings' department, I offer you this....

I have long wondered why we have so few ethnic restaurants in America. We have Chinese, Mexican, Italian and even Thai, but what about all the other hundreds of foods from around the world? I know there are pockets of ethnics in major cites, but what about Polish food? What about Icelandic? You get my point.




The oldest porn every discovered...

Let's talk overkill. Somehow this makes sense, but I don't have a clue...

LITTLE KNOW FACT:
If you keep talking real loud and point out their errors the police won't arrest you.




I like creative problem solving, but when you come right down to it, there is no reason not to do it this way...

I agree with this completely. I just wish I knew who said it....

(and remember, in the 1930's we knew that Germany and Japan were arming themselves to the teeth to kick our ass)


I don't have a Smartphone, but as I understand it, it is almost impossible to take a shit without one...

Not saying my wife is a bad driver, but she hits more trees than a blind Tarzan.




Something you don't see everyday...

I, without proof, think that young people and very old people just don't give a fuck about who fucks who...

Further, I think normal middle-aged people are against same-sex marriage for the simple fact that they have always been against it and don't like to admit they were ever wrong.


This is Johnny Cash at Folsom Prison....

When the record company refused to produce the album, he produced it himself.....yeah, that's Johnny Cash.


This is from Wikipedia.....

The largest swimming pool in the world in Chile....

(those are huge hotels on the right)

Can you figure out how this makes sense?

The vertical image is a mirror reflecting what's happening on the ground where the "windows and doors" were built.

If someone would just invent diet wine and calorie free volka, we wouldn't have to worry about obesity anymore.




I know this is silly. I know it's a fad that I will soon tire of, but for now they are amusing and visual jokes are just as legit as written or oral jokes....

When you blow soap bubbles you are sharing your bad breath in cute little containers.

Sirens of Titan....

This is a little too complicated to me and I have a Master's Degree in it, but it could assist the great unwashed in understanding how, say, a Pollock could be considered art...

I can't wait until they put Greece on eBay.




I'm not sure "travel" is the right word...

I think you have to live there for a while. Eat in the homes of the people. Listen to their everyday problems. See not only the joy, but the sadness. Travel connotes passing through.


And then there's this....

A few months ago I made a blue comment that I like to think about a famous person who might be wiping their ass at the same time as me.
Well, today I stumbled upon this.....and I thought I was the only person on earth weird enough to do that.


TWO OF MY VERY OWN...