WEDNESDAY

I erroneously posted this a few days ago. It was up but a matter of hours before I realized my mistake and moved it to its intended date.  Oops.

Domino's pizza delivery cycles.....get it?

"I repeat thing for emphasis.....EM-PHA-SIS!

This is yet another example of posting something that I have no idea if he ever said it.....

The other night my wife and I went to listen to a young friend of mine play the drums.

A couple of years ago, he had the good fortune to work on the greatest mural crew I have ever put together. Not only did we work extremely hard, we had a ball at night...

I've done this a few times when I looked in the mirror in the morning after a rough night...

And baby made three...

This is real. It's called Gem Corn or some such shit...

They say one in every five men is gay, so there must be one in my group of close friends. It must be Michael. He's super cute.

TRUE: This is a hummingbird feeder that you wear on your face...

Do you have any idea how many brains it takes to invent stuff like this...

 This is a prototype of a camper. You drive in, disconnect, then drive to a restaurant without having to move your bed.

One thing I've learned from watching the TV show "Cops" is to stay away from people with blurry faces.

No.

There is no reason in the world to design a shelving system where this is even possible...I will bet money that there wasn't an engineer within a mile of its installation.....

Hardened bunker my ass....

To repeat myself for the 100th time, I want our troops home now.........but......do you have any idea how much we have learned about the skills and equipment of warfare in ten years.....skills that simply can't be gained in "practice".

 Try to guess who this person is....

 She used to be married to someone famous...at a very young age...

This is one of those Secret Posts...I found it interesting...

I think this is an awesome photograph.....

As I understand it, this young woman underwent 85 operations to look like Barbi.....

 Her waist is about a big as a normal thigh.

I really don't know who does these, but I like his stuff...

I know you have all seen this already, but I'm not sure breastfeeding a six year old is a good thing...

SNL had an idea that the photo would have been awesome without the chair....

Americans can't seem to get over breastfeeding....

For the wife.....

I'm pretty sure the whole "ladies first" thing when opening a door was created by guys just to check out your ass.

It continues to confuse me that a woman will dress like this then complain that men keep staring at her. Get fucking real.

So, will this work?

God I love the absurd....

LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL - Void where prohibited, some restrictions may apply.

Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes that reason is that you're just fucking stupid.

Love buckets...always have, always will....

(fill in Romney joke) " _______________________ "

You real smart people will immediately surmise that all the drawers can't possibly close......but there is a way.....

Well, we all have to do what we can to save the endangered cotton flora....

One of my very own....

I like it when my wife sucks her thumb....only it's not hers.....and it's not a thumb.

Rather powerful this....

It seems that a high school had a "Coming Out" day. I find it admirable.

Some people do not.

Which side are you on? What part of "All men are created equal" don't you understand?

Oh, just wait until they get a load of Big Bertha in cellblock C....and I really mean "a load".

Remember this photograph sans train? I'm not the only one who finds it fascinating...

You can't throw a dead cat at your computer without hitting another photo of it...

This is my young friend's wedding ring...

See if you can find what is fucking hilarious about this...

[ Google asks if you want them to translate it for you ]

They seem to be very much overdressed for such activity...

Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.


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Just doing what they can for your morning commute....

So, what is it the Kingdom Identity Ministries has to say to make the world better....