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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Friday, October 5, 2012

I BOUGHT A NEW VEHICLE


I bought one of these electric motherfuckers today.
Mine has non-maintenence batteries and the largest motor, otherwise they come with seat-belts, turn signals, wipers, etc, standard...just like a car. Cost of operation...pennies a day.
Just another advantage of living near where you work and/or hang out....no need for long commutes. You may want to think about that....just in case some nut case nukes the Middle-east or some such shit.
And if just one person suggests that I ride a bike, I will find out where they live and shit right in the middle of their sofa in the middle of the night while they are sleeping.



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