I BOUGHT A NEW VEHICLE

I bought one of these electric motherfuckers today.

Mine has non-maintenence batteries and the largest motor, otherwise they come with seat-belts, turn signals, wipers, etc, standard...just like a car. Cost of operation...pennies a day.
Just another advantage of living near where you work and/or hang out....no need for long commutes. You may want to think about that....just in case some nut case nukes the Middle-east or some such shit.
And if just one person suggests that I ride a bike, I will find out where they live and shit right in the middle of their sofa in the middle of the night while they are sleeping.