SATURDAY #2057

Not trying to say I approve of this, but I've always wanted to know both sides of every argument. Here's the view we hardly ever see...3 minutes...

And then there's the other view...

Found this headline on a science site...

The lizards are among the 22 experiments, including fruit flies and mushrooms, sent into space aboard the Foton-M4 satellite on July 18. On Thursday, Russia's mission control said the craft will not respond to its commands.

(What could possibly go wrong?)
(This has disaster movie written all over it)

I went on Google image for "Grandfather clock" and forgot to type the "L". Worse day of my life.

You should be able to brag on your resume that you watched 5 years worth of a TV show in one week.

Have you ever stuck your dick in a chicken burrito?

 This truly spectacular specimen is possibly the longest example of coprolite - fossilized dinosaur feces - ever to be offered at auction. It boasts a wonderfully even, pale brown-yellow coloring and terrifically detailed texture to the heavily botryoidal surface across the whole of its immense length. The passer of this remarkable object is unknown, but it is nonetheless a highly evocative specimen of unprecedented size, presented in four sections, each with a heavy black marble custom base, an eye-watering 40 inches in length overall.

Complimenting a woman on her symmetrical face wasn’t all that productive.

Photography...

Einstein said: Coincidences are god’s way of remaining anonymous.

A woman in Florida said, Oh, look, Jesus is on my cheese sandwich.

Flood myths...

It seems perfectly logical that there are divine inspired flood myths all over the globe. Almost all cities were built on the coast, or at least a large river. Sea bed displacement earthquakes and huge island landslides must have caused hundreds if not thousands of tsunamis worldwide. Then there is the mega-hurricane storm surges and meteorites crashing down in the ocean.
So using the flood by god argument to validate the bible because there was so much written about it elsewhere does not hold water.

The. Perfect. Union. Rep....

If I had my own cologne line, I'd call it "Non-Threatening Male."

 Once in a lifetime shot...

 Speaking of...

Watched a documentary of a scientist doing research on meteorites and they, for whatever reason, did a close up of his fingers on his keyboard and it was filthy! JUST LIKE MINE!!!

How do I know if I’m Jewish…I mean, down deep?

We have air superiority now and as I understand it, these planes have some real design flaws. But, hey, since we have so much surplus money sitting around, why not.

Unlike the depiction in the movie "Gravity", this is how fire behaves in space...

Oh, you work in retail and you hate it? Nobody cares.

If you fold a paper in half 103 times it'll get as thick as the Universe

The myth: You can't fold a paper in half more than eight times.* The reality: Given a paper large enough—and enough energy—you can fold it as many times as you want. The problem: If you fold it 103 times, the thickness of your paper will be larger than the observable Universe: 93 billion light-years. Seriously.

Jews then and now...

30% of those killed by US drones are civilians, and each innocent death creates dozens of new warriors against us. Meaning, we are creating enemies faster than we can kill them.

One Of My Very Own...

Research has shown that real fighter pilots are WORST drone pilots that the average guy or gal coming in off the street.

A new study found that humans are getting older and fatter than ever before, which, unless I’m mistaken, means we’re winning.

Drones have been proven so effective that the US Air Force is now training more drone pilots than fighter and bomber pilots combined.

Dentist extracts his own tooth, cleans out the Infection, places an Implant, completes a bone graft and stitches it up.

I’m oddly proud of my tight perfectly rounded ass.

Cherry picker used to rescue possum-chasing dog stuck 30 meters up tree...

“The best fighter pilots are the ones who can make quick decisions when things are happing quickly.”

(from a PBS Nova show)

 Watched a documentary where researchers had to jack off a bull elephant. The dick weighs 60 pounds and is very agile, but it never penetrates the vagina - merely touching it causes the ejaculation. The sperm then has to swim 6 feet to the egg.

Never knew he wrote standing up...

For the record, being happy and goofy is way more fun than being serious and cool.

If your ass was split horizontally, it would clap when you ran down the stairs.

Any day I’ve never seen before is a good day.

"Well, shit."

Fifty Shades Of I Don’t Give A Shit.

 They seem to have forgotten something.