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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Tuesday, February 3, 2015

TUESDAY #2249


NSEWY BTIS...


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The talented young woman in this eighties-fabulous partner dance competition video is said to be Vladimir Putin's daughter.

 She is reportedly involved in a new, $1.6 billion science and technology incubator funded by some of her dad's friends.

Yes, she's just got business mogul written all over her...



Once in college, after a girl and I had sex, she said, "You don't have AIDS do you?" I said, "No, no, no. I'm clean." She said, "Good, I don't want to catch that again."


The clip said nobody died and I can only take them at their word...

Want to guess what this is?
It's an inside/outside environment for otters.


Tunnel of Love, Romania, which I fell in love with the first time I saw it, this time in autumn...

Do you recognize this man?
 Born in poverty and orphaned as a teenager in Hunt County, Texas, Audie Murphy lied about his age in order to try to get into the US Marine Corps. The Marines rejected him, saying that he was too small. Murphy went into the Army instead as an infantryman. He would prove to be an extraordinarily effective soldier and leader. Time and time again, Murphy would distinguish himself in combat, eventually earning a field commission as a second lieutenant at the age of 19. Before the end of the war, Murphy would earn every combat award offered by the United States Army at the time, including the Medal of Honor.

I found another image from same war.

Bombing run on Kobe, Japan.
You have to ask yourself how anyone or anything survived that day after day. But at least in Germany, war production went UP after the bombing started.
On a personal note, I talked to a guy that flew one of these...
During Gulf War I he was credited with forty kills with just one shot. Of course that one shot was a Hellfire Missile and all 40 bad guys were on a barge in the middle of a river.

This is called a War Elephant. A few hundred of them coming at you would frighten the shit out of any army.
But in reality, once wounded the elephant's rampage killed an equal number of troops on both sides. Bummer that.
But I still want one.

Can anyone offer me an explanation to this increase?
 Maybe they are just better at finding them?

Let's talk about art for a minute...
 And after you have studied art all of your life, what is left to do? I mean the super-realism has been done to death; the paint has been smeared, dribbled, flung, etc. So what is something no one has done before to make myself unique?
Well, this person slashes the canvas...
You don't like it? I can assure you, that person doesn't give a fuck what you think.
This person takes old masters and adds a modern touch...
Speaking of pollution...
Speaking of rivers...
That is how polluted a river is in China.
This one in Manila...

I was watching a science show on TV about the astroid belt. It said that most of the larger particles are a million miles apart. Further, if you were an astroid, the other astroids would look like tiny specks of light in the sky. 
Can that be true?



 Architectural porn...
Foot porn...

A couple of children's books you might have missed...


When lying, people use less, if any, contractions. “I DID NOT have sex with that woman.”




A joke about suicide...
Oh, that's right; we aren't allowed to make jokes about suicide...
So to atone, I offer this...
Can I joke about terrorists yet?
How about boob tattoos?


Think this is just plain stupid?
 
Just think about what your grandchildren will think about all the stupid shit we are doing right now.
For instance...
 Here's one explanation...
Even the chink chick doesn't get it.
So, as long as we are insulting whole classes of people for a cheap laugh, I think black chicks watch film like this to get their neck thing down pat...

 A couple of things that confuse me about movies...

Let us pray...

This is a barge full of old subway cars...
 They were dumped in the ocean...
 After 10 years...
I'm impressed.

 Construction Photos of the Eiffel Tower's foundation...



Badass Queen Elizabeth II Gives Saudi Arabia's King a Lesson in Power...

 Words from the wise...

One Of My Very Own...



Is that irony or just coincidence?

 I really, really hope this loads properly...
It's supposed to show the early and late bombardment of the moon. I was impressed.

 I made a mural very similar to this one time...
 Next door to the cinema at a mall there was an unoccupied space that was walled up. So I had them cut a hole in the plywood and place a TV screen much like the image above. Then I painted cars and such to make it look like an outdoor theater. The TV was then configured to show loops of upcoming movies. I liked it.

When I first saw this, I was confused...
 I read that you should never let a horse eat while wearing a bridle, otherwise it would want to stop and eat all the time. Then I noticed that the rider has removed the bridle.


 Nuclear cooling tower jump...
Count me out.

My Final Word...


When two drivers merge into the same lane without looking and crash, how do they decide which woman’s fault it is?



I'm not sure I understand that, but it is a pretty cool drawing.

1 comment:

Ninja Grrrl said...

So I dialed the first number out of curiosity. Disconnected. I suspect this is an old list. That's the only call I made. Just to let you know.

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