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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Friday, January 1, 2016

FRIDAY #2570

One Of My Very Own…





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ARCHITECTURAL PHOTOGRAPHY

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When I won the World's Saddest Man award, I became slightly happy and was immediately stripped of my title.


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Next time I go to the doctor, I'm bringing my own rubber hammer so it will be a fair fight.


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Because Fuck Everything In That Direction


Troops on their way home after VE day...

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How Long Does It Actually Take to Get Out of Shape?


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 How very, very true...

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Why doesn’t anyone use question marks anymore.


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Wood Planing as a sport...

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Yeah, we have a lot in common...

Speaking of...

Speaking of that...
 Down here in the South we call those people "Dick-Dos."
 As in, "His stomach sticks out farther than his dick do.

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For whatever reason some of the best photo/image sites are eat up with this sort of non-sense...

Do you think these two people base their happiness off someone else?
You goddamn right they do. When you really love someone you suffer along with them no matter what the problem. It would be impossible for me to be happy if my wife was sad.

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Photo manipulation for drama...
 Pretty damn good.

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It is just a fact that someone in America was stabbed more times than anyone else. 
Pics or it didn't happen.



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One of my new gay friends told me: Little does this young woman in the house behind mine who just closed the curtains know that it was the curtains I was looking at.


SCIENCE STUFF


These lamps lamps would my self-control to the limits.


Is this true? 


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I asked my wife why girls go to the bathroom together? She said, "The air hockey table. All our bathrooms have one." Is that true?


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Handheld devices...





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Hands down the best gift you can give your child is a love of reading...

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Walk of shame hall of fame, by Alice Rosati


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How many black people does it take to start a riot?
-   1.

Pretty fucking deep there, people.

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At first I was going to rant about the childishness of this mural.
Then I figured children needed murals also. But even with that said, it seems adults nowadays are not abandoning childish things when they grow up. The Star Wars mania comes to mind. And grown men STILL playing Pokemon and such. 
And as far as movies, comic books, etc, all those images were invented by someone else. Seriously. How creative are you to copy someone else's artwork?

And, by the way, that is not a wooden fence.

Look, I don't care what you paint on an ugly wall. It can always be argued that the paint at least made it better.
But considering the wall does not belong to you, don't you think you should at least ask the people in the area if they want to look at it on the way to work everyday?

Here's a mature young man painting what mature young men are actually thinking of...
 This is called a rolling stage and at that height can be very dangerous.
 The narrow nature of the thing makes tip-overs much more likely. Just ask these girls.
I wonder why the stars on their va-jay-jay in the picture but not the others? 

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Speaking of attacks...
 I wonder if they, at least, have eye protection.

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I can only do emojis with my hands, and I only know one.


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1 comment:

Ninja Grrrl said...

I shouldn't really tell you, but since your wife mentioned the air hockey table, I may as well let you know that whenever men aren't looking, we're making out with each other and dancing sensual dances and such. It's just what we do.

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