One Of My Very Own…
“Oh, Josepi, you are so
romantic.”
ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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Most of those people on the internet who say they are leaving the country if Trump is elected don’t have the financial resources to move out of their parents’ home.
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I watched Drumpf’s speech and I have never seen a more uncomfortable man as this guy. It was pathetic.
And it seems I’m not the only one to have noticed.
And here’s what the internet has to say about it:
Chris Christie spent the entire speech screaming wordlessly. I have never seen someone scream so loudly without using his mouth before. It would have been remarkable if it had not been so terrifying.
Do y’all get that? It involves this guy…
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And this is what reentry looks like out the window.
One lucky bastard…
Guy stops runaway go-cart with his bare hands.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present Miss Olga Korbut.
If I’m not mistaken, that is
her perfect 10 performance.
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From time to time it occurs to me just how vast the human appetite truly is. We eat everything we can, we dig away whole mountains to get at ore, and, well, this reminds me of what we do to forest just because it makes beautiful furniture.
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…even the rivets.
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We all know a woman looks
more beautiful if she is smiling, so why don’t we teach them to fake it?
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When all you want is a little place in the forest…
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And worse, painting a picture of something like this.
That’s just flat out theft.
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It felt almost alive.
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I posted about how a
photograph was documentation of one moment in time, and I guess I agree with
that, although it should still be appraised with the same elements of design as
anything else.
Soon these will be adorning walls all over the world…and I can hardly wait.
That was very well done….but.
Look at the scene above the black front door, up under the stairs. There seems
to be a cat or something that just disappears. Any guesses?
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Two men (brothers, I think) posted a series of images supposedly depicting a woman quitting her job with white board notes. It went viral and they got famous, so famous they started the Chive.
When I first started
blogging, I stole a lot of material from the Chive, but sadly they went
commercial…big time. They have their own beer, for Christ’s sake. Now 80% of
their site is them trying to get me to buy a T-shirt.
If I ever get that way,
please shoot me.
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WWI: A Century Later
Verdun battlefield that still
bears the scars of shell impact craters.
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Then you notice the toe.
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And what you had no way of knowing is that I am just as quick to notice and enjoy things like this.
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And as luck would have it, I
ran across this. Short and explains just how insane it is.
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Just doing my part to make
you less stupid.
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That is a beautiful coffee
maker. Notice the heat source. No word on why the old guy is naked.
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It might just be me, but
fishing is one of the most boring activities mankind has ever undertaken.
Watching someone fish is even more boring than that. But watching a dog fish
has got to be the ultimate in boringness.
Speaking of fresh fish…
DAYUM!
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Every once in a while I like to look in the mirror and say, “Hey, you, thanks for all the handjobs.”
Most of those people on the internet who say they are leaving the country if Trump is elected don’t have the financial resources to move out of their parents’ home.
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Leslie Moonves, the chief
executive of CBS, shared a candid view of the presidential race on Monday: “It
may not be good for America, but it’s damn good for CBS.”
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If Drumpf is elected it will
be interesting to see which one of these guys tops out the crazy meter.
I watched Drumpf’s speech and I have never seen a more uncomfortable man as this guy. It was pathetic.
And it seems I’m not the only one to have noticed.
And here’s what the internet has to say about it:
Chris Christie spent the entire speech screaming wordlessly. I have never seen someone scream so loudly without using his mouth before. It would have been remarkable if it had not been so terrifying.
He had the face of a man
who has used his third wish and realized too late that “may my family never
starve” could be twisted to mean that the genie should murder his entire
family...
Soon he must return to the
small cupboard under the stairs where he is kept and occasionally thrown small
slivers of metaphorical raw meat...
Do y’all get that? It involves this guy…
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The FBI trying to get inside
one iphone.
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Let's take a moment to warmly
welcome back Cmdr. Scott Kelly who just landed back to Earth after spending 340
days in space.
And this is what reentry looks like out the window.
….-<{o0O0o}>-….
PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT THEY ARE
DOING
I watched a woman make a pot
just like this.
She used a coil pot method,
whereby she rolled out clay in a “snake”, then joined it to the top of the pot.
She smoothed it by walking around in what looked like, and she called, her
dance. After the pot was finished it was allowed to dry then placed on the
ground. Then wood was placed all around it and set ablaze. The baked then
cooled pot would not leak water, which was the whole point of the exercise. The
woman I watched did not have a child on her back.
One lucky bastard…
Did you notice the ambulance
strategically placed off field? Now we know why.
Guy stops runaway go-cart with his bare hands.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present Miss Olga Korbut.
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From time to time it occurs to me just how vast the human appetite truly is. We eat everything we can, we dig away whole mountains to get at ore, and, well, this reminds me of what we do to forest just because it makes beautiful furniture.
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I’m pretty sure that whole thing was your fault.
- My
wife
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No info on size, but I would
have to guess half life size of a real steer.
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My wife told me she'd rather they "pull the
plug" than let her live in a vegetative state dependent on machines. So
they hid my phone charger.
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I have been paid to paint
numerous trains. The trick is getting the shadows right.
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Taking care of a newborn baby means devoting yourself,
body and soul, 24 hours a day, seven days a week, to the welfare of someone
whose major response, in the way of positive reinforcement, is to throw up on
you.
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Why doesn’t someone seriously
advocate this?
Just because…
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Every relationship has a talker and a pretend listener.
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When all you want is a little place in the forest…
When all you want is a little
place in the forest…
…with heating and AC and Wifi
and cable and running water, of course...for the spa and pool.
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Taking kiddy animals and
slicing them in pieces seem to be a thing. I have one in my city.
But all of these murals can’t
be by the hand of the one guy who first thought it up. That makes all the
others copy cats. I can’t justify it.
And worse, painting a picture of something like this.
How can anyone call
themselves an artist without designing something new…that’s what artists do.
I make objects for the
storage, transportation or display of US currency. Had I seen anything even
similar to that concept before I started, I could have never done it….somebody
thought it up first.
Back to Sponge Bob: In my art
classes, children are taught that somebody “owns” images like that and you
should ask them before you borrow it. That worked very well.
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I once bought a very old
sewing machine and made some art with it. I found the way it worked fascinating.
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I hate it when people ask me if I forgot my medication.
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This is a delightful image.
Soon these will be adorning walls all over the world…and I can hardly wait.
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Two men (brothers, I think) posted a series of images supposedly depicting a woman quitting her job with white board notes. It went viral and they got famous, so famous they started the Chive.
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Donald Pleasence - Royal Air
Force-WW2-served with 166 Squadron bomber command, shot down, placed in the
German POW camp Stalag Luft I (Actor) photo shown is in POW camp.
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My wife has put me on an exercise program, but all I do is
let the dog run around the yard while wearing my Fitbit.
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It's a ciliate eat ciliate
world.
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You ever been so bored at work that you started working
just to help pass the time?
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At first one thinks…nice
tattoos…
Then you notice the toe.
I’m not sure I would want to
bring attention to that, but maybe that’s just me.
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By now you all know how I
feel about such mistakes, but not just the mistake. All of these things are
fixable, yet they were not fixed. That is the sin here.
And what you had no way of knowing is that I am just as quick to notice and enjoy things like this.
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My young daughter once referred to a beaver as a
"wood-eater". So I mulled it over in my mind for a bit and it would
seem she was correct on two levels.
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More Earthporn…
Look at his hat and sweater, then at the
landscape again.
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Would one of you people who
is smarter than I please explain the argument for keeping the penny.
If you don’t have the time,
it boils down to the mining interests who give tons of money to congressmen.
True.
Just something to think
about.
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I once used a yoga DVD as a coaster for my beer.
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I have a friend who ended up
with an Olympic torch. Well, technically it was a back-up torch, but still.
I didn’t know that everywhere
the torch went that there was another torch in case someone dropped the first
one in the lake or whatever. Anyway, my friend got one of those and I am impressed.
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Someone left a comment
several days ago asking me to, more or less, prove that I had seen gifs of various
attacks that were reported to be by Muslims on innocent Europeans and the news
media ignored it. Sadly, I have not been able to come across another example. I
will keep looking, but it may have just been a spate of them posted at one time
never to reappear.
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A couple of really good ideas…
I will let this next one
speak for itself.
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If nothing is faster than the speed of light, how did the
darkness get there first?
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Dog patiently fishes with floating bread…
However, with that said, I
found that amusing. Is that even legal?
Speaking of fresh fish…
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Every once in a while I like to look in the mirror and say, “Hey, you, thanks for all the handjobs.”
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