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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Saturday, April 30, 2016

SATURDAY #2687

One Of My Very Own…





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Walking near the dark side...



Sometimes I am criticized over poking fun at very serious issues. Sorry, that's just how I roll.

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Since there is not Anti-Sermon on Sundays for a while anyway, I feel compelled to sprinkle them into daily posts. Forgive me if I bore you.



If someone told you they had a friend who could break the laws of physics at will, you would most likely laugh at them.

However these men claim to do that on a daily basis.



In my humble opinion, there is absolutely no difference between the two men above. They both tell you they can make things all better and you just have to trust them that it is true.

Are modern people really that stupid? I offer exhibit A.



I, however, like to have things proven to me...like science.



Oh, sure, science may make blunders or miscalculations, but there are other scientists out there working day and night to find those errors.

Looking at that image above, you can dig into one of those layers and discover that there appeared an animal there that never existed prior to that time. Then you can keep digging and find where those animals disappeared. Then, a near-man appears...for the first time, then layers later (millions of years) a modern man appears. Knowing all that, the myth of Eden is ridiculous.

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This image of a young child protecting his grandfather's stall from police harassment has been banned by the Chinese government, so, of course, I want to post it.


Or so I'm told.

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Climbers on Mount Rainier



You may want to go back to the image above and linger a little longer. There are details that you may have missed.


I made a joke one time that there was now a Starbuck's on Mount Everest. I did that because there are tourist...I mean "climbers"...by the hundreds swarming all over the place.

I shun such places.

Here are some more examples of things I loathe.







And don't get me started on Mount Rushmore.

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I couldn't agree more...



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Self-awareness my ass. First you have to cope with such daunting hurdles as getting off a fucking golf car.



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When my wife is out of town, I don't do a lot of dishes, so I cope...like a man...



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Well worth the read...






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Karma at its finest...



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Does running out of fucks count as cardio?

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Imagine painting this on such a surface. I comment the artist.



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I sort of knew this, but it's still nice to marvel at the motor that won the war.





Every ounce of energy goes straight to the prop...no transmission, no nothing.

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And some folks say that women can't handle combat duty.



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Just sayin'.

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What kind of name is Janice?



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I love a good nap. Sometimes it's the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.

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Step ladder?



Step. Ladder.

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I'll let this guy speak for itself.



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Well, how cool is that?



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This is kind of fun. Give it a go...



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If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors what color would it turn?

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Word on the street...



Word on the thighs...



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I have never had sex with a goat.

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Oh, my...



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Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty settings for tinder?

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Brilliant!



Imagine what that could do for dick pics.

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How very helpful.



But how many people just walking by know how to use those things without making things worse?

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Some reposts that may warrant another look.


I was stated that Sweden had more wood than you could shake a stick at.



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More than 60 countries annually celebrate getting rid of the British.

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2 comments:

Peter Burnett said...

Defibrillators are very easy to use. You push the button and a voice tells you what to do.
There is a diagram on the box showing where to place the electrodes.
It will even tell you when to start cpr and give you a count as well.

Anonymous said...

You're lying about the goat...I know what you did last summer

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