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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Sunday, April 3, 2016

SUNDAY FUN WITH LANGUAGE #2662


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Teen punches man after alleged groping, immediately pepper sprayed at Trump rally.

LESSON: Bad things happen to people who hit other people.

True story: My Scottish friend, Eddie, was on one side of the street and he sees one of our female bartenders walking down the other side of the street. So, what would any man do? He picks his way through traffic, rushes up behind her and grabs her purse. The woman, who was NOT our bartender, began to beat the holy shit out of him long enough for the law to have him face down on the sidewalk, handcuffed. Luckily, he had discussed his very stupid prank with another friend before he went across the street and he was released with a warning once his motives were made known.
I explained to him, very carefully, that even if it HAD BEEN our bartender, she could have STILL filed charges for assault. 
I have the strangest feeling that I am going to get a lot of mileage over this event.

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Barcelona got beat. Now I have to sell my truck and rental property and make my wife available for a year as a lawn care specialist for three different gambling enthusiasts.

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There are now peanut butter M&Ms. I am now convinced that there is a god.





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