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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Monday, February 13, 2017

MONDAY #2976

One Of My Very Own...

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That's Amore
Dean Martin



"If purse ads were honest."
Short and very telling.




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Not guilty? Well, the guy who was filmed cracking Reginald Denny's skull with a brick was found not guilty. Something about him being caught up in the actions of the mob. Seriously.



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I know Mexicans are upset about Trump's wall, but they will get over it.


 
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS

 Texting and driving.
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Human beings are the intergalactic "Hold my beer" species.


THE NATURAL WORLD

Batagaika Crater, Siberia
In the heart of Siberia’s boreal forest, a massive crater the locals call the “gateway to the underworld” has been growing for the last fifty years. It appears in the form of a huge gash on earth, a kilometer long and one hundred meters deep at one end.  

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Wow!
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Stated that the dog gnawed on it. Not enough interior tooth marks.

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Pike frozen WHILE eating a bass.
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And behold island building.
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There was a man standing on shore right in the middle of that about 5 seconds before this happened.


EXTRAORDINARY HUMAN FEATS

 So, what do you do? Wait for it to run out of gas?
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This for my gym teacher buddy.
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Mongolian horseman tames a wild horse
Something tells me that's not the first time he's done that.

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Wife: What do you want for breakfast?
Me: Two eggs over easy, bacon, biscuit, and bacon.
Wife: Let me rephrase. Who wants stale baguette and peanut butter?


 
LANGUAGE

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Juxtaposition.
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I've written my obit and even though I must say so myself, it's way funnier than that.
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I was just explaining to a young friend that one of the smartest things the US government has ever done was to provide the GI Bill after WWII to educate a whole bunch of citizens.
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My desire to be well-informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.


OBJECTS THAT INTEREST ME

 How wonderful.
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The F4U CorsaiR
 The reason the wings are bent like that is to accommodate the over-sized propeller.
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Futuristic Steering Columns
Anybody know how that last one works?
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 I've been hoping for these ever since I worked in a grocery store in high school.

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Another movie where someone wakes up and discovers they are in a bad neighborhood. The only clue being the crap graffiti.
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Speaking of bad neighborhoods...

A vending machine that sells ammo.
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At first I thought it would be a lot of work to install that device.

Then I noticed the modified wheel rim that only requires you to slide in the rod.

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If you think January has been a big month for marches, you're gonna lose your mind when you hear what the 3rd month of the year is called.



PEOPLE

Count Olaf
A villain among villains. 
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 I hope you all can see how clever that is.
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Here are the men responsible for the Facebook live stream rape of a Swedish woman.

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I had this exact same thing happened to me.
The doctor taught me to put my fist behind my knee and quickly snap my foot down.
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The Syrian rebels built a trebuchet for chunking bombs and stuff at government forces.  It's quiet and has no heat signature. 

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Remember my motto: Leave 'Em Laughing.

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Being a parent is the most rewarding job in the world. Unless you have a job where the reward is, for example, getting paid.

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From the US Holocaust Museum


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