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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Saturday, February 18, 2017

SATURDAY's PEOPLE NOT LIKE ME AND YOU #2981

One Of My Very Own...

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I have my wife to spread the word among her liberal friends that NOBODY is against immigrants. Illegal immigrants, however, have broken the law. To refuse to call them illegal, preferring undocumented is just another reason liberals gave to race to Trump. Stop the nonsense. Call a duck a fucking duck.
It sort of reminds me of our refusal to call ISIS, Daesh, a name it once used but now hates. I would use it in every news conference.
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"Yesterday was the anniversary of the day that Canada got it's glorious new flag. February 15, 1965!"

RH: It is a most marvelous flag!


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Have you ever had a disagreement with a spouse and the only comeback you could think of was - I'd like to speak to your manager.

PEOPLE NOT LIKE ME AND YOU, 
AKA, A DAY OFF

 For my female viewers.











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 Far beyond unemployable.
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A man in flip flops and hoodie, sporting two dogs in his pockets, walking a duck.
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She could look at you and the porn at the same time.
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 I wonder if it is all trees or just this one in particular.
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Me: If my chip:salsa ratio isn't perfectly even, I will burn down this building, I swear to God.
Wife: But this is our house.
Me: I SWEAR TO GOD!

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