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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Sunday, February 26, 2017

SUNDAY EARTH, WIND, FIRE #2989

One Of My Very Own...

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2CELLOS Perform Game of Thrones Medley With London Symphony Orchestra


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In kindergarten I pooped my pants and got insanely mad when another kid asked me about it, and that’s also the president’s PR strategy.


EARTH, WIND, and FIRE

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EARTH

Earthporn



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WIND

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An image of Jupiter from below.

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FIRE

Explosion Sends Car Flying
Not very far from the firefighters.
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Flamethrower vs Water Cannon


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Wow, busy day for Donald Trump. Tomorrow he'll probably ban dogs from homes, end Star Wars, put spiders in every shower and outlaw dreaming.


HUMANS NOT LIKE THE REST OF US

This is a national archives and records administration film file of the army testing LSD on volunteer servicemen.
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Bookmobiles
^Cincinnati
^Bookmobile in Kurdish land, Iran
^Indonesia
^Like the one that came through my neighborhood in the 50s.
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When the girl I'm hooking up with tells me she likes it that she can fit my entire dick in her mouth, something she couldn't do with her ex.
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A medical exam revealed this guy had been living with his unborn twin for 18 years.
This rare condition has only had 200 cases worldwide where, during the early stages of pregnancy, one fetus enters the other through the umbilical cord, living off its twin as a parasite.
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⚠ Trigger warning ⚠
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Who ever taught Storm Troopers how to shoot also must have taught white golfers how to high five each other.


THINGS PEOPLE MAKE

Made of crab exoskeleton.
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Did you get that? It took me a minute or two.
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Group devoted to collecting the most beautiful old control panels you've ever seen.
Do you like dials, knobs, levers, gauges, toggles, dip-switches, knife-switches, blinking peanut bulbs, faders, patch-panels, big red buttons, keyboards, breakers, fuses, stops, fascia, takeup reels, wheels, yokes, tachometers, odometers, speedometers, emergency handsets, mics, valves, periscopes, oscilloscopes, brush-switches, paper tapes, manufacturer's instructions engraved in acrylic signs, and other control apparatus? I know you do!
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You won't believe this shit...
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KAIST Raptor robot runs at 46 km/h

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When my wife was just a baby she kept chanting "Put the means of production in the hands of the workers."


UNUSUAL WEAPONS

And you can turn it into a rifle in seconds.
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AR-9 Built for less than 650. 4" Barrel 5.5" Odin Works Rail. PSA lower with LRBHO and also has the PSA polished internals.
I'm pretty sure I'm on some sort of watch list just from looking at the picture of that thing.
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LEFTOVERS

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"Anyone have a quarter?"

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I can't believe Trump just issued an executive order changing Dora the Explorer to "Doreen the Submissive Housewife."

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This from a German reader:

"If you relocated a few thousand American rednecks to Saudi Arabia and demanded they assimilate and follow the laws of the land, it would work out about as well as it did for Germany to allow tens of thousands of muslims to live within their borders.


2 comments:

Senph42 said...

Some questions to your German reader:
- How long do you think Saudis would put up with the redneck bullshit? They would kick them out, jail or execute them faster than the rendecks would manage to fuck their own sisters...
- Do you think Saudis would invite (hundreds of) thousands of rednecks (claiming they are all New Yorkers with PhD's) when they know they wouldn't give a damn about their stone age rules and laws, then demand that the neighbouring countries take off their hands some of the rednecks?

Great, nobody can accuse you Germans that you didn't try, but now that you saw some people just don't belong here in Europe, it's time to pack their shit and send them back to a place where they can entertain each other however they want...

Anonymous said...

I am a female fish.

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