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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Thursday, August 24, 2017

THURSDAY'S SILLINESS #3166

One Of My Very Own...



High Heel Sneakers ~ Buddy Guy & Junior Wells


It has been my observation that this is the universal reaction...

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Burning Man is winding down. Expect images.
I can hear it now: "There is so much going on there, why just post naked girls?"
Here's what I have to say about that, "Hahahabananahaha!"

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"This from England: The Criminal Injuries Compensation Scheme, a government agency, has denied some children financial settlements because it said the victims had “consented” to the abuse, a group of charities has warned."
That sickens me.

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From a FO viewer.
You mentioned the bag pipers in our blog. My Daddy told me that the Scots were such fierce fighters that during WW2 the Germans called them "ladies from hell". I always thought that was a most fitting nickname.

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My wife sent this to me.
I found it drop dead hilarious...on many levels.



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I know I shouldn't hate people who have dietary restrictions, but...you know...I do.


SOPHOMORIC HUMOR WORTHY OF CHILDREN...BUT I HOPE YOU ENJOY ANYWAY

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Hangzhou seafood restaurant offers discounts to female diners based on the size of their breasts.

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How do you know when you are finished?

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Look at the waiting bitch...like WTF, dude...

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This took me a while to find...

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You can't argue with the logic.

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There's a millennial version of Monopoly where you just walk around the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.


WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

Kneegan

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This is me after reading that...

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Remember the 'Cross Folder Downer Guy'?

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When you are into necrophilia but they started locking the morgue door. 

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He is to entertainment what Trump is to governance.

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Opium Party ~ France 1918
The start of the downfall of western culture.
Just kidding.

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I like that they put a graphic in there, afraid we might not get it.

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Jesus fucking Christ. I am not even sure what to say anymore! Because... "You cannot be that dumb" will not cut it anymore.

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"Northumbria Police chief Steve Ashman said the information provided by the man led to the conviction of 17 men and a woman for abusing girls in Newcastle-Upon-Tyne, England. The last of four trials, spread across two years, ended yesterday (9 Aug)  with jail sentences for the defendants, who were convicted of sexual exploitation and drugs offenses. The court heard how vulnerable girls, some as young as 14, and women were abused at parties or "sessions" in Newcastle. The police investigation is continuing. There have been 100 convictions so far."
Such things sicken me.

As does this bullshit...

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That's human waste, doo-doo, crap, number 2.
There isn't enough money. I can just hear this guy when he walks in the bar in the evening and someone asks how his day was.

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Ha!

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Remember this little guy?
I wonder if they built it to the exact scale as to fit in their vehicle.

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All things Ralph...

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Oh, hell no.
I will never understand people who take such risks. And for what? A momentary thrill or bragging rights?

This guy thought he had it made also...


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There's drunk and then there's this guy drunk.

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My wife asked me if I was downloading porn again. I told her not this time, I was uploading it. Then I held up my phone, winked and smiled.


SCIENCE AND NATURE

Some things are worth seeing again.

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Is this a birth defect or a weird ass fish?
I'm going with birth defect.

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Beautiful.

Here's an image of a sprite in action.
It's like reverse lightning.

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This is a bar drink: A Nuclearwintercolada.
I visited their web page and you would be amazed at the mixed drinks they have.

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Iceberg Under the Surface

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I could watch this all day.

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She may have run off, but I will guarantee you she is fucked up. But on the bright side, all the other members of the pride learned never to casually walk away from an angry hippo.

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This particular tree is estimated to have lived over 4,000 years.
The intense weather, high altitude climate, and nutrient poor soil allow the Ancient Bristlecone Pines to thrive in this environment where hardly anything else can survive.
I know most of you already know that, but it's deserved to be mentioned from time to time.

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Okay, here's what I've been looking for.
I heard that tornados start out horizontal as a warm front rolls over a cold front, then he breaks free and angles downward. That seems to confirm that.

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"The ginormous ‘Roc’ aircraft, which was snapped leaving a hangar in the Mojave Desert, in California, was built to carry space rockets that will take off from 30,000 feet. It's wing span is 385 feet, 60 feet longer than the Spruce Goose. This new way of sending rockets into space will reduce costs as it will consume less fuel than a ground launch. As well as being massive on the outside it also has six 747 plane engines and will be able to carry a load of 400 tonnes (800,000 pounds)"
But I have yet to hear of it being used. Anybody?

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Try not to be stupid...please.


The internet may end up killing us all.

Who in their right mind would take the word of some guy on line over their doctor. Are we collectively insane?
But more importantly, why isn't the AMA and/or government filling the airwaves with PSAs debunking all the madness? Through inaction babies are dying.


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I automatically assume you are unstable if you have a shit load of bumper stickers on your car.


OTHER STUFF


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Has anyone seen much less understood the movie Cloud Atlas? I had to watch it twice and don't understand it. Anyway here's my favorite line.

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A couple of interesting photos.
Vanishing point

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Because of my hearing problem I have subtitles on every movie. Nicholas Cage and all his whispering is the worst.

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I have no idea what this is or why it was made.

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My wife explained to me that a Slim Jim doesn't count as supper. I countered with, "Of course not, but six does."


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WORDS TO PONDER

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They all chipped in to buy Granny a brand new scooter.

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3 comments:

Matt said...

"We are bound to others. Past and present. With ever kindness and with every crime we birth our future" cloud atlas is a goddamn beautiful movie. Seriously I love it.

Anonymous said...

Not sure if it was intentional or not, but the guy in the OOMVO appears to be leering at the child while uttering that line...creepy! Still funny, just creepy.

Great post today. Thank you for what you do.

psm

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