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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Sunday, September 10, 2017

SUNDAY #3183

One Of My Very Own...
Fuck North Carolina.



Blind James Campbell - Baby Please Don’t Go
James Campbell was born September 17, 1906 in Nashville, Tennessee. Losing eyesight after accident at fertilizer plant, where he worked, he received the name Blind James Campbell. Campbell created The Nashville Street Band (a.k.a. The Friendly Five) who were performing on the streets of Nashville long after the street-troubadour tradition had been outlawed in most of the South.

NEWSY BITS

Three (3!) employees pulled out their own guns.
Damn.

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Think that's ridiculous? Then you haven't been paying attention. 
Please take the time to listen to the short discussion; it struck a bell with me. You might want to wait for Mr. Campbell to finish his song, however, because this blog can only play one at a time.
Dave Rubin, Why I Left The Left



A plethora of gifs today. Hope they load satisfactorily.


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True mark of adulthood: Instead of your parents scheduling your doctor's appointments, you just avoid going to the doctor and hope you don't die.


LET'S DIP OUR COLLECTIVE TOES IN THE POOL THAT IS KNOWLEDGE

Me and my love of maps...

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This is a very serious problem.

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Military camouflage of the world.

And Canada...

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Dark green are areas where no one lives.
Notice the
 Okefenokee and Everglades Swamps.
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I wish I knew back in the 60s that it was this easy to get out of the draft.

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Vegetarians can't be trusted.


LANGUAGE FUN

Reminds me of most graffiti.

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How I love the absurd.
Speaking of...

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Items to Find: The list of all lists that do not list themselves.


HUMAN REACTIONS

FIRST A FEW ABOUT YOUR HOST

When I'm using a circular saw without safety glasses.

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A CONVERSATION I'VE HAD

"What would you do to satisfy a woman?"

"Anything it takes."

"Anything?"
"Well, I have yet to be asked to do something I wouldn't do."
Note: That could be due to me never having had sex with an overly kinky woman.

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When I was painting murals hot and heavy and teaching school to bring in regular money and health insurance and I would work 7 days a week for month after month, I used to tell myself, "I don't have to do this. I want to do this."

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When my friend, who 30 minutes ago was out cold, wants to go for another beer.

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This is me when I peek at the Folio Olio stats on Sundays and find that they have tanked again even though everybody seems to want posts all seven days.

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My wife when I complete a minor repair around the house, but it took three beers and two and half hours.

MOVING ON....

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Wait for it grandma...

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The prankster's reaction is indeed contagious.
Some things demand to be seen often.

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From the wonderful movie 'In Bruges'.

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Question that deserve asking.


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I think that people who repeatedly use the phrase "And you know what" in conversation should be surgically muted.


OBJECTS OF INTEREST

Do want.

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The emptiness of the soul.
Looks like a uvula.

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People who give such aid surely deserve our praise.

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Let's appreciate this one more time...

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A pig on the spit stuffed with two chickens.

Quick, while vegans are out digging shit out of the dirt, here's good eating...

I've cooked many whole pigs, but I have never seen anyone slit the skin like this.

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Time Traveller spotted in 1930's painting.
I'm just going to assume that was not photoshopped.


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If there's a nuclear blast, do not use hair conditioner in your hair. True.


PEOPLE OF NOTE

He looks extraordinarily unhealthy.

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"But, Mooooooooom!"

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Regularly voted best referee in soccer, Pierluigi Collina



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So very corny, but we still enjoyed it.
You have to look closely to realize that is just a man in an alien suit.

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Why, exactly, couldn't any other girl in the whole kingdom fit in Cinderella's shoes? What kind of feet did that bitch have?

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Whaaaaaat????

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

My ex-wife had a surgical procedure in which the anesthesiologist crushed her uvula during intubation. With no blood flow for an extended period of time, that little piece of skin died, eventually withering and falling off. We went to the doctor about this, she to complain and myself to thank the gas passer, as he had inadvertently caused her to no longer have a gag reflex! I miss that woman.

psm

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