One Of My Very Own
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WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD
- LOUIE ARMSTRONG
NEWSYBITS
Welcome to California
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When I try to get up after sitting on the floor I look like a newborn giraffe trying to stand for the first time.
LANGUAGE TO THINK ABOUT
I the guy who LIKES TV ads as long as it means I get free shows. But it occurs to me that internet ads are a whole nother horse of some other color. Many of these ads fuck with you in ways you don't want to be fucked.
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In 1997, ecologists convinced a Costa Rican orange juice maker to dump their waste peels in a clear-cut abandoned pasture that was in a national park. Twenty years later, the enriched soil nourishes tropical forest again, according to a new report.
Are we to hope there is hope?
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Is that irony or just coincidence?
How about this...
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The more things change, the more they stay the same.
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Hahahabananahaha!
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So very, very true. Why is that such a difficult lesson to learn?
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I am absolutely a supporter of LGBT people. Well, I'm a supporter of most people in general. But I just saw this acronym: LGBTTQQPIANU+
Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, 2-Spirit, Queer, Questioning, Pansexual, Intersex, Asexual, Non-Binary, Unlabelled, and more. AND MORE.
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Being stupid is easy...
Notice that the NO in the last line has been chiseled off.
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Gynecologists in small towns spend a lot of time looking up old friends.
LANGUAGE TO AMUSE
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The next time you have a long drive with your teenage children, buy a couple of these and have everyone take turns reading articles. And have them read it with emotion as if they are truly amazed.
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Goodnight, Gracie.
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I once asked the lady at the pet store which cat breeds are the most absorbent.
PUZZLING LANGUAGE
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The deleted scenes from Terminator 2 are pretty damn kinky.
I've never seen them, but that's what I'm told.
I've never seen them, but that's what I'm told.
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Awkward phrasing at its worst.
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Baby bib designed after her collars.
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To print a document from your laptop:
1. Select document
2. Click "Print"
3. Walk over to printer to see what the damn problem is this time
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