Ones Of My Very Own
Let's try that again...
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PERRY COMO - "Ave Maria"
NEWSY BITS
What Europeans think Black Friday looks like in America.
Or from another angle...
They are not far wrong.
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I don't know if this is a good idea or not. I'm just putting it out there - you decide.
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Effective immediately, all United Airlines flights require at least one passenger to volunteer as tribute.
[ old joke, sorry ]
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PEOPLE
Famous people and their children
No need for any of them to have a DNA test.
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A Japanese commercial - The unblinking woman
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God I love stuff like that.
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This is why I always want to take my own car.
That above was 2 minutes into her mother's rant about how Jesus is the true Lord because it says so right in the book.
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Who wore it better?
I am so cruel.
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Bring canned food and water to a friends house and say, "The big one is coming." Don't explain, just cry.
(helps if you are a scientist)
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PLACES
A stunningly beautiful photograph.
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The United States mapped by trees and forests.
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Driverless Shuttle In Las Vegas Gets In Crash With Passengers On First Day
Come to find out, the truck backed into it.
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Ireland bans all circus animals - 8.11.17
A trend that should spread.
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German tries to donate food to refugees but bag gets stolen.
I know that's old, but as a PSA to teach how NOT to distribute treats to desperate people.
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I really like the monotone.
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I want a doctor and a lawyer to do commentary on Home Alone and discuss the severity of the injuries and the liability of the homeowners.
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THINGS
This guy thought the bike rack looked like a vending machine, so he created a common vending machine product.
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Sorry Nazis, not today.
I actually hate anyone who thinks they have it all figured out. Let's stop kidding ourselves; we are all guessing. It's just that my guesses make more sense than most people's.
[ TWAJ ]
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My young scientist friend did a thing.
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Most people would love to take this bargain.
But are quick to point out when you are overcharged.
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I finally watched this awful movie.
And they didn't even have a wash foot guy.
And, yes, it was just as godawful as I thought it would be.
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So human-like.
Did you know new born human babies can hang like that?
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Ran into this again.
It's a fire truck! I wondered aloud why it needed a glass roof and a young man on the adjacent barstool suggested that when the firemen were called to a fire and driving through town before they had radios and with the glass roof you could look for the smoke. That makes sense.
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"When I'm dead, I'd like you to buy a $9,000 box and throw it down a hole."
- Humans
[ not me ]
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WIELDING THE LANGUAGE
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I agree. But they may not be made out of the same pink slim as real nuggets.
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SNOW WHITE: Why is your name Bashful?
BASHFUL: [recalling when he bashed in the 8th dwarf's skull] No reason.
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Hahahabananahaha!
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One of my favorites.
One of my favorites.
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