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I'm an artist, an educator, Pastafarian and I write. I also will gamble on just about anything. And I like unusual juxtaposition, but I love my wife...and beer. This blog is observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while. Oh, and I mispell alot.

Tuesday, January 30, 2018

TUESDAY #3323

One Of My Very Own

EMAIL: ralph.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

I DID IT MY WAY - FRANK SINATRA


My favorite song.

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My doctor's appointment is for 9:30am but they want me to be there 15 minutes early. Think about that a minute. Why wouldn't they just make the appointment for 9:15?

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I do not know if this is factual, but I do know that ever decision has repercussions.
But maybe this will spur an American company to start making them...and hopefully make a better one.

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Netflix. Norsemen. Watch it.
Sneak preview...




LET'S FIGURE THESE OUT TOGETHER

A few weeks ago I found a series of images that confused me. Some are of objects, some of people, but all them left me befuddled. So I made a file until I had enough for a whole post, and here they are.

This is one of the first...
I found nothing.

I tried to be very careful not to be fooled by photoshop.

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The most Canadian photo you are likely to see all week...
Still confusing as to motive.

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Is that animal abuse?

Speaking of ice...

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No matter what went wrong, the monitor is not responsible. How about that box sitting right there that tells the monitor what to do?

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Try to keep up with who's who.

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So, why doesn't he just take his own clothe bags?

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This is how I feel about people who not only believe there is real, laws of physics breaking magic in the world, AND they are one of the few people who has found it.

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I am going to assume there was a bullet hole to allow the young tree to get started through it.
Anyone think of another way that could happen?

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Demonstrating back draft?
Holy fucking shit!

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In this day and ago of modifying the body, I wonder why someone didn't do this in reverse to have unique teeth. Think of the options.

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Driving down the road when suddenly...Money Shot!
Anybody know what that is about?

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I like jokes where the punchline is extremely unpredictable.

Hahahabananahaha!

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Anybody?

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I'm just guessing that some people's gag reflex has an off switch.

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You may have seen this, but this is a good way to explain it.

First let's look at the size of this one small left over triangle.


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A viewer sent me this pic from Google Map.
See anything odd?

Well, let's zoom in a bit.

Each house has an airplane hangar.

Homes for sale in Ocala Florida.

Turns out it is "Leeward Air Ranch", where all the homes sport both a two car garage and a two plane hangar.
My question is, how do you find a place with so many pilots of small planes concentration?


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Back then this gig made him very happy.
And yes, that is him.

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Maybe photoshopped but weird enough to include in this collection.
And he wears a tiny replica Christ's torture device on a chain.

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In Afghanistan there are thousands of these irrigation water wells that distribute rain water.
It is the perfect place for fighters to take refuge (think Vietnam) from American attacks.
Each well is connected to neighboring well by tunnels that are hundreds of feet apart.
The wells are so vital to agriculture in the area that they are strictly off limits to US troops and can not be bombed in anyway. Imagine that.
In the movie where I learned about those, I also learned that the American B-1 bomber is called a Bone....B...ONE.
How cleverly obvious.

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I commend him.

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Hahahabananahaha!

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I don't think this is photoshopped.
I think it's just a lucky alignment.

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These female soccer fans in Saudi Arabia attended their first match ever on Friday! The game was the first time a major sporting event was open to women in the country.
The country is under new management and the new guy seems to be a nice guy; first they can drive, now this.
Welcome to the 21st century you barbaric bastards.

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How do you feel about that?
I mean, how do you back it around the many tress in your back yard to deliver the bags of concrete out of your trunk to the project you have going out back? Seriously, would that be possible?

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Hen laid two shell-less eggs connected by thread
Any of you chicken people out there (Jim), ever seen an egg with no shell?

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There was a question as to what could possibly have caused this to happen.
I'm thinking a leak in a train car transporting seed.

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I've always wanted to be in a situation where I could name streets.
My name of choice is Bridge Freezes Before Rd.
I included that in a novel I wrote years ago.

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Would you buy a house in a neighborhood where this happened all the time?

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400 Year Old “Angel Oak” Tree in South Carolina
That's the same kind of tree I have in my front yard.

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My bet is that she's getting ready to go to a famous horse race with other fancy people.

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Okay, I understand the need for research...
But why don't they invent some sort of shark-proof chain mail or something similar?
Nice reflexes though.

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Necessity is not the mother of invention.
Boredom is.

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I don't care how cool the trick may be, I ain't never shoving a light bulb up another man's ass....and visa versa.

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4 comments:

Larry said...

The penguin sticker means do not freeze

Robin said...

The 'Mirrors saves lives' picture shows a spider on the hair trimmer. Presumably a poisonous one.

Fardygardy said...

I suspect the railway grass is just the opposite: the rail maintenance crew probably sprays the track with roundup to prevent weeds, trees, etc from destroying the ballast (rock base), and the rig had one plugged nozzle.

Scott James said...

Don't forget about the Super-Blood-Blue Moon in the morning. Taking the kids, and the neighbor's kids to see it before school in the morning.

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