FOLIO OLIO: SUNDAY #3762

One Of My Very Own

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MODERN TIMES

Why are so many people obsessed with the female nipple?

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Yeah, that happened years ago. When I supervised poor children eat breakfast it was 90% either pizza or cold cereal.

Oh, and just to make it more insane, the one sure fire way to qualify for free meals at school for your kids is for you to be on food stamps. Think about that. They are given free food but can't manage to feed it to their children.

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A helmet with HUD that allows you to see what's behind you.

That could come in handy for more than driving.

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Many (most?) Americans trust for-profit health insurance companies more than they trust their own government. I find that perplexing. Especially when the companies routinely cancel people who get sick.

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People were once fooled into believing that the Pharaohs were gods. Other people were fooled into thinking there were gods who lived in volcanos. Then the flying animals and such. But you, alone in this cycle of baboonery, were not fooled. Your god really did walk on water and bring people back from the dead, including himself. Please.

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I hate the whole idea behind zoos.

That is probably the most excitement that little fellow has had in years. And he endures that soul-crushing boredom for what? Our amusement. We don't deserve it.

Here's a rather unique viewing portal at a zoo.

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A shopkeeper in Turkey Finds a Husky Pup with no Heartbeat... Manages to Revive Him.

I found this very moving and educational as to what you need to do in that circumstance.

https://streamable.com/zdcta

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My Wife: Every night he lies in bed, it drives me crazy.

Neighbor: Well, that sounds completely normal.

My Wife: Last night he said he invented the color blue.

("lies")

ENTERTAINMENT AND EXERTION

Look at all the bike tracks!

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Can you imagine being able to stare directly at your own asshole?

Do you suppose she does that to check if she's finished wiping?

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Never give up...

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Olga's perfect 10

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Hahahabannanaha!

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And...

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The caption read: "She's got those educated feet."

But...

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Dancing can be both entertaining and exertion.

Do you think he's embarrassed by that now?

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But ordinary people can dance...

Or try to dance...

Or try to dance like the Crown Prince of Norway.

And even the Swedish King has a bit of swagger.

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Try to guess what is occurring in this clip.

The child fell asleep in class, woke up and put on a chair believing it was his book bag. And he walked out the door that way.

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With friends like these...

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My thoughts on exertion...

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My wife finally shaved and now she can fit into her once too tight jeans.

THE NATURAL WORLD

What a kick!

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Full moon rotation as we can never see from the Earth.

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Guy feeding his giant pet leech

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Imagine if those things mated with these things...

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"You're so vain. You probably think this tweet is about you."

FUN WITH LANGUAGE

????

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Small businessman makes his own ads...

They are not all that bad. His idea was to grab your attention with a cute captioned photo then add his ad.

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Me: So some sins are deadly.

God: Yes.

Me: So do I die if I commit one?

God: Well, no.

Me: So why call them deadly?

God: Just to make them sound spooky.

OBJECTS OF INTEREST

I would have nightmares about this...

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Somebody buy one of those and let me know if it works.

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That reminds me, I've got a family reunion coming up this summer.

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Sucks how parents can't name their son The Green River Killer since The Green River Killer went & ruined it for everyone.

HISTORY

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