SATURDAY #3803

One Of My Very Own

I have the strangest feeling that I've posted that previously.
Being old sucks. 
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EMAIL: 

ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com

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Seriously, do you think Einstein ever felt the need to tell anyone he was a genius? How about Picasso? Tesla?
Of course not, and you know why.
The stability part speaks for itself.
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BEFUDDLING IMAGES

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I saw a horse rear up and fall over in the gate. It flailed around so energetically that it knocked the horses in the abutting gates out of the race also.
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 Frenjamin Banklin.
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My wife has added a new installation to our yard art.

It's atop a defunct lamp post.
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"Maybe if you sucked a little more dick, Karen." 
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Super Bad Girl

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Oh my.
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Doctor: I have bad news.

Me: Oh no.

Doctor: I just lost a ton gambling.

Me: Whew, I thought I was dy...

Doctor: I bet you weren't dying.

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PEOPLE WITH DECISION DISCORDANCE

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The first person to try that...think about it. Say they first threw something in it and watched where it came out. Cool but that didn't tell them if it was big enough to fit a human body.
This reminded me of such folly.

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That's not how you treat propane tanks.

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Hello, 911.
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I think a normal person would have planned for that.
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If I'm not mistaken this is from the movie The Gods Must Be Crazy.

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 There’s really no good explanation when a friend sees a ruler sitting on the end table next to your bed.

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CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL

 Silk farming

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https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/10/africa/white-throated-rail-extinction-scli-intl-scn/index.html

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All aboard the slithering express...

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So they get under the tracks only to be stopped by the blockage at the end? And who delays a train because of a fucking turtle.
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The shame is real...

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The Titanic was unsinkable until Leo DiCaprio had premarital sex with Kate Winslett. Keep it in your pants until marriage kids.

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ROLE MODELS

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When rejected by a woman he doesn't flip out, call the woman names, or cause a scene. Even in a drunken stupor, he handles the rejection well and still respects the big woman. Be Like Tormund.
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 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaolin_Kung_Fu
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You really ought to click on this link...

https://imgur.com/gallery/RawP8fY
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Notice that other such devices are stored high on the walls.
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Waiter: Would you like to know the one thing on the menu we’re out of tonight?

Me: No, no, I’ll find it thanks.

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OBJECTS OF INTEREST

Old news but the word needs spreading. 
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The original Mad Max Interceptor sitting in a junkyard in South Australia 1984.

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If you will allow me to refer these people to objects...

https://gizmodo.com/why-neanderthals-had-faces-that-were-so-different-from-1824288723
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Hollywood led me to believe I would have a lot more opportunities to steal pies cooling on window sills.

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LAST LAUGHS

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I ran across a whole slew of these silly polls.

Here is the one that I found provocative:
 
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 German humor

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He's making chimp noises.
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If that doesn't work then double click on it then click Open Link in New Tab. I don't know why it fucks with me like that.

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