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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Tuesday, April 21, 2020

TUESDAY PANDEMIC UPDATE


 NEWS AND OBSERVATIONS

Her story:
"I was recently placed on the ICU COVID floor to help with whatever the nurses need. I have only been doing it one week and already had to take people down to the morgue. I volunteered for this but didn’t realize how difficult it would be until I started. I just needed to say it to someone because my family is already worried enough about my safety, I don’t want them to worry about anything else. Thank you to anyone that will listen." 
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Germany
Protest against lockdown measures and “vaccine terrorism” outside Berlin’s Volksbühne theatre, drawing in conspiracy theorists from across the political spectrum. 
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SOURCE: CLICK HERE 
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From 2007
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 And yet...

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In India, there were misunderstandings of the rules...
 And...


When you get caught playing cricket during the lockdown in India...
 But all Indians understand getting whipped if caught.
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And Canadians understand sizable fines...
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There is no limit to human folly...

Every time I see a confederate flag used in protests I’ll post a pic of General William Tecumseh Sherman
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SOURCE: CLICK HERE 
But wouldn't they of all people be considered essential workers?
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Drum roll, please! And the BIGGEST WINNER of the deadly global pandemic is…


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Finally, a clip that captures my observations perfectly.
CLICK HERE
I couldn't have said it better myself.
A MUST WATCH!
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Words and term that are new to us or which will never be thought of the same way again:
Pandemic
Coronavirus
Covid-19
Wet market
Wuhan
Social distancing
Plateau
Flatten the curve
Nasal swabs
Testing
Test kits
Reagents
Intubate
Ventilator
N95
Stay at home
Essential workers
6 feet
PPE
Disproportionate
Face shield
Masks
Nursing home deaths
Gloves
Wash your hands
20 seconds
Face touching
Contact tracing
Cyberlearning
Heroes
Home delivery
Grocery stockers
Hand sanitizers
Asymptomatic
Immune deficiency
Wiping down groceries
Isolation
Infected
Restaurants
Pandemic hoax
Vaccine
Bats
Toilet paper
Herd immunity
Antibody testing
Hunker down
Quarantine
Hoarding
Fauci
Birx
Stimulus
Curbside pickup
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ARE YOU AND/OR YOUR KIDS BORED? OF COURSE, YOU ARE. TRY THESE:

4.5 hours of Looney Tunes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM6xvpzqCUA&t=

1 hour and 20 minutes of 10 Looney Tunes classics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDmNwyVNqHE

1 hour of Looney Tunes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8AZ16uBhr8&t=1654s

What's Opera, Doc? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJXBZbi2RJc
The sound for this one didn't play for me, but that's probably my speakers.

20 minutes of Coyote and Roadrunner: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aewj-0wcMIo

More Coyote and Roadrunner: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiwVXdCn6Hc

10 hours of Classic Disney Cartoon Shorts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBU7rlJxEiA

30 minutes of Tom and Jerry: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqyziA30whE

Tom and Jerry, currently live since March 2, 2020 (no joke): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRkQ-ZGiNbc

Sonic the Hedgehog, the full movie for free: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUUkXjgZh74

Avengers: Endgame, the full movie for free (no joke): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlW5KDRdJVM

Here's Lambert the Sheepish Lion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCfaBjdh5V4

The Three Little Bops (moderate quality): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iAptvd8OB0

The Old Mill: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIO_7K4-JjU&t=

Someone asked for The Three Stooges. This channel has 145 episodes: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOVpcuxyD86FpbJ353FTEXA

The Secret of Nimh, full movie, free: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja8TsLgOGfI


All Dogs Go to Heaven, full movie, free: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xiu62ETFlyk

NOTE: I have not personally watched all those.

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 THE LIGHTER SIDE OF THE PANDEMIC


 Tremors
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The exact second the woman coughed...
 The dog knows.
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Make America Sick Again 
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I've been wearing sweatpants all day every day for twenty years. 
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 Lest we forget.
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This lady is on TV explaining why she needs to open her shop...
 Now look in her mirror.
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*MNBT 
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ON AND ABOUT MASKS


There's a new one of these...

It's hard to be a pimp nowadays...

 It's an oven mitt.








 Improvise, improvise, improvise.




And lastly, my favorite...
 

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 STAYTHEFUCKATHOME ACTIVITIES

 Spread good advice.
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Do this...
But don't forget to upload the video.
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Play roof tennis with your neighbor...
That's impressive! 
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Adopt a puppy...
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Play with your kids...

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Last night my wife was so stoned she had to use a pair of scissors to cut the wrapper from her ice cream sandwich.

PERSONAL UPDATE
My renter is doing our shopping. Every time he's going to the store he calls to see if we need anything. Then he just takes it off the rent. Great guy.
Watching a lot of documentaries while I work on the blog. I love learning stuff. 
I figure we will have to STAYTHEFUCKATHOME for another 4-6 weeks and we talked about it and know we can handle it.
I have been warning about the hazards of American's skepticism of science for a long time. I put the idiots protesting rational strategies for defeating the pandemic with the flat-earthers, anti-vaxxers, climate change deniers, etc. They think their opinion is superior to experts' facts. How did we get to this point? We could start with the millions of you who believe the universe was created in six days, that dinosaurs never existed, and some snakes talk.
Stay safe, Gentle Reader.

1 comment:

Deejay. said...

There are cures available to save lives. Why aren't we focused on saving lives.

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