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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Thursday, June 4, 2020


One Of My Very Own





Bedtime stories I would happily read...





Backstory damnit! I demand a backstory!





They are uncannily prophetic. 



It's bold of him to assume there will still be icebergs by 2022.





In an alternate universe, the Tooth Fairy shoves extra teeth in your mouth if you don’t leave her money under your pillow.




It bothers me that the arms of the chair don't fit under the desk. 

Boom shakalaka...
 The best-laid plans...



Berlin public transport mini dump...

Guerilla gardening at the S-Bahn

While the wife and I were in Europe we traveled light and just washed our clothes every couple of days. In almost every laundromat there was a guy who looked just like that. 



He thought that was a better solution than just replacing one fucking 2x4?

The amazing staircase of Varosa dam in Portugal
That's true. 



 I agree. My mother had my two older siblings and my first pair of shoes bronzed. My brother's and sister's shoes looked brand new. The man told my mother that mine was so worn that he feared they would fall apart.


Who puts a banana in their pocket anyway.



Yes, I'm thinking exactly what you are thinking. 


That look on her face. 

This guy went full GTA. 
Never go full GTA.

Fixing a bike during a race. 



Who would walk down a train track without looking over their shoulder ever so often?


This man is facing a very steep hill. What happens next?
 A. He topples without hitting anything.
B. He hits a parked car.
C. He smashing into a utility pole.
D. The motherfucker made it!
 D. The motherfucker made it!


You learn a lot about yourself when you decide to hide cookies from the family.







Now imagine running into that beast a 70mph.


How was your day?

A friend in need...











Anonymous said...

A5 John Mellencamp song Sucking on a Chili Dog

Anonymous said...

B9 It seems like the rigs are going in opposite directions

Anonymous said...


A little ditty 'bout Jack & Diane
Two American kids growing up in the heart land
Jack he's gonna be a football star
Diane debutante in the back seat of Jacky's car
Suckin' on chilli dog outside the Tastee Freez

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