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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Saturday, August 8, 2020

SATURDAY #4245

One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL: 
ralh.henry.at.folio.olio@gmail.com
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ITEMS REQUIRING LANGUAGE


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Remember those nudies?
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Here's an idea...

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Auditory Illusion

You really need to listen to this: CLICK HERE
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Bad Yelp reviews turned into posters-Murica

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Do you think he pasted seeds or whatnot on the backside?
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For somebody who ate their twin in utero, I sure am a fussy eater.

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THE LIVING AND BREATHING: 
NON-HUMAN



I LOVE ducks! They swim, walk, fly, and dive underwater. What's not to like?
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 Researchers give them100 years until extinction.
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Life Imitating Art

I don't understand that but maybe you will. I assume it's a movie reference.
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DAYUM! 
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"Nice doing business with you."
- Duck probably
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A man and his hyena...
 
And, yes, it does laugh.
With sound: CLICK HERE
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Every day this good boy takes a carrot to his best buddy.


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"You’ve got some nerve."
~ my dogs, to anyone who walks by our house

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HUMAN EXERTION


Dad Chair
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Looks like fun. 
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Tis the season...

And what do you think would happen if there was a genuine food shortage? 
Desperate people do desperate things.
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The bigger you are the farther they fly...
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Why wouldn't you just toss the load down the mountain then go pick it up? It's not like it would break.
And check out the windshield wipers for a windshield that is a foot below his face.
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Not in a million years.
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Guys, you don’t have to be a priest to shoot a baby with a water pistol. Literally, anyone can do it!

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INANIMATE OBJECTS WITH MERIT

TRINKETS PEOPLE BRING HOME FROM TRIPS

A piece of the Berlin Wall
 A shopping list marker

Remember these?
At tourist locations, they would put a penny in a roller press that left a logo of the place. I think they cost a quarter.

The wife and I also collect trinkets. We display ours in printer's trays.
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Broken wood and transparent epoxy
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That's as far as an angle grinder made it through this Proteus non-cuttable bar.  The researchers took inspiration from the tough, cellular skin of grapefruit and the hard, fracture-resistant aragonite shells of mollusks in their creation of the Proteus design. 
SOURCE: CLICK HERE
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How fascinating.
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How to change a tire on a Boeing 747.
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 I did that as a teenager and split the top of my scalp open.
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 Repeat? Hell, I don't know anymore.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Puzzle:. The name of the fifth child is "What".

Unknown said...

'What' IS the name of the fifth child.

Anonymous said...

Jack Daniels is the name of the 5th !

Anonymous said...

I concur - Jack Daniels is the 5th child's name.

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