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I'm an artist, educator, militant anti-theist , and I write. I gamble on just about anything. And I like beer...but I love my wife. This blog contains observations from a funny old man who gets pissed off every once in a while.

Friday, September 11, 2020

FRIDAY #4279

One Of My Very Own
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EMAIL: 
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LANGUAGE FOR ALL OCCASIONS


Please be true!Please be true!
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That should be a universal rule.
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New Pandemic Movie - Only
There was some brutal public artwork...
 There was much dialogue between the man and his wife that sounded EXACTLY like conversations my wife and I have had. Eerie that.
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A butt, also known as a pipe, is a unit of measure for English Brewery Cask Units and English Wine Cask Units. It's the second-largest barrel size, equal to half a tun, which was typically 252 Imperial Gallons (although that exact quantity has changed throughout history; current standards place an English Tun at 259 US gallons or 216 Imperial Gallons).
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That takes all the fun imagery out of it.
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Trying to relate to boys who play video games: "Hey babe how was pretending to brutally murder people today?"

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If there were an Absurdville I would be mayor.
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EVENTS SELDOM WITNESSED

Windshear?
Or a video game?
I hate not knowing the difference. 
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Motherfucker flipped the fuck out!
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A solar eclipse happening mid-flight.
Love seeing the shadow come and go. 
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It's good dumping.
I once ordered a load of crush and run for my tenant's driveway. My tree limbs were to low to do it that way so they had to dump it at the very end of the driveway and wheelbarrow it in one load at a time for two fucking days. 
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 This guy noticed some smoke coming out of his first cut. Then when it fell there were spewing flames shooting up out of the hollow core.
It's pretty cool to watch.
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 I wondered why this was being filmed then I noticed the water trickling out of the first cuts.
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Teacup Yorkie purebred. $500. OBO
 *MNBT
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Gawd I love puppies...

That wink at the end though.
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I don't know what this is...
 But I know what it reminds me of...
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Well, at least they got them in the correct order --- by number of wins
 
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The coronavirus is exactly like that houseguest who won’t take the hint to leave but who also won’t stop killing people.

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Speaking of the absurd...
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HERE'S TO USING YOUR HEAD


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It was rather difficult gathering images to fill this section, therefore I had to use some things I would have discarded under normal circumstances. 
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I haven't a clue. Anybody?
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That fits perfectly in this section. 
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The eyes have it...

Fancy Stick vs Pepper Spray
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 Kind of looks like Johnny Carson...
...Except for the nose thing.
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Looking out the windshield you can see the bus turning right thus exacerbating his balance problem. 
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In case you missed the reference...
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That a head that is also a segue to the next section.
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I want what every man wants at 2 am: Breakfast.

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WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS


He's left the pitch to go sign up for rugby.
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I like the way it casually hurdles the attacking dog.
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Remember this unbelievable shit?
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More right turns caused problems...
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If you think about it in just the right way, it was doing okay until it turned right. 
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Padre Fan sweeps the Astros out of San Deigo
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 Notice the bald guy laughing his ass off.
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 Bitch better not cough.
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2 comments:

D'Ascoyne said...

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RON said...

45 is the next number

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